http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/distractions http://jezebel.com/tag/distractions People comes out on Friday with its "Hottest Bachelors of 2008" issues, but their website today is a treasure trove of men to stare at when your boss isn't looking. In addition to this picture of Mario Lopez (who apparently has a little more to squeeze into his Calvins than Marky Mark back in the day) and some of the other top contenders (Bret Michaels? Really?) there's also a whole gallery of shirtless dudes, just because. Or you can just keep staring at Mario in his underwear. That's pretty much our plan. [People]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017616&view=rss&microfeed=true A dear reader named Babylonia sent this video of Flocke, the German polar bear, looking into a mirror and consequentially, heads exploded in the Jezebel virtual HQ from "teh cute." Thanks alot, Babylonia. [BBC News]

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