Disney Prematurely Indefinitely Delays Controversial Fat Shameland
A Walt Disney World exhibit on childhood obesity has been closed prematurely after fat acceptance groups pointed out that way the exhibit depicts fat people is totally hateful and fucked up. Disney claims it was just trying to encourage kids to be healthier. Those against the childhood obesity exhibit say that it…
Group Claims Disneyland Is Happiest & Most Lead-Filled Place On Earth
Sorry to tarnish your treasured family memories, but it seems that the goofy shot of you grabbing the Sword in the Stone statue at Disneyland is actually a picture of you exposing yourself to high levels of lead. An environmental group has filed a lawsuit against Disney for allegedly failing to remove or post adequate…
Adorable Girl Freaks Out When Her Disney Dream Comes True
Have you ever wanted to watch a child's mind explode because she's experiencing so much joy that she simply can't handle it? Well, you're in luck! Meet Lily, whose sixth birthday is coming up. Her mother decides to give her an early present in the form of a backpack loaded with goodies, which she opens with adorably…
Another Kid Gets A TSA Patdown
In case you were concerned, the TSA remains vigilant in its efforts to protect passengers from bomb-toting tots. Here, an eight-year-old boy gets a patdown — on his way to Disneyland, no less. Luckily, he was found to have no weapons, and the Magic Kingdom could breathe easily for another day.
Disneyland Employee Files Complaint Over No-Hijab Rule
A Muslim woman announced today that she'll be filing a discrimination complaint against Disneyland because her bosses there sent her home for wearing her hijab.
To Catch A Predator: How To React To Guys Who Grope
Upon being groped during a lights-out section of a ride at Disneyland, the quick-thinking Christina Esquivel grabbed her cellphone and took a picture of her attacker. But that's only one way of stopping those creeps.
Merry, Go, Round
[Anaheim, January 27. Image via Pacific Coast News]
A Real Hair-Raiser
[Anaheim, October 29. Image via Getty]
Fairytales Do Come True, It Could Happen To You
[Anaheim, September 13. Image via Splash.]
Of Mice And Men

A 60-year-old man was found guilty of groping a Disney World employee dressed as Minnie Mouse. "It doesn't matter she was grabbed. She's just a mouse," said prosecutor David Bear. "It's not just a mouse. It's a person." [ClickOrlando]
Fairy Tale Heroines Return To Dark Roots In Modern Setting
After observing her daughter's recent interest in Disney's Fairy tales, artist Dina Goldstein was inspired to create the "Fallen Princess" series, which shows the famed Princesses in dark modern-day dramas.
Toy Story
In a new book, Christopher Jamison, a prominent Catholic cleric in England, has become a vocal critic of Disney and what he sees as the company's encouragement of materialism in children. While Jamison says that the Disney movies often have a moral message of good triumphing over evil, the products that go along with…
Travis Barker Leaves Hospital; Brad & Angie Might Adopt (Again)
- After nine days in a burn center, Travis Barker has been released from the hospital and is heading back to L.A. By bus. A friend says: "He will never fly again – ever." [People]
- Shanna Moakler is sticking by her ex-husband, because they still love each other. Also: "He's not in good shape," a source says. "It's very…
Indiana Jones Catches Air At Amusement Park
[Anaheim, California; February 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
The water-based rides at theme parks have always scared the bejesus out of us, and this only confirms our fears: Disneyland, it seems, is having a big problem preventing people from scattering their loved ones' cremated remains around their favorite rides. [ABC 7 News]

