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NewsBunny
05/03/09

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I must say I never seen the word 'avocado' written so often in one place.
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
05/03/09

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WTF. This is capitalism at its worst.
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mysterygirl
05/03/09

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I've actually been eating SpongeBob edamame lately (mostly because it was the only kind not sold out at my grocery store)-- if it helps kids want to eat more healthily, I'll live with the embarrassment of having my shopping cart look like a toy store.
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Tippi Hedren
05/04/09

@mysterygirl: I currently have SpongeBob labeled baby carrots in my fridge... I don't really see anything wrong with marketing fruits and veggies this way. I think it will probably only work on the youngest kids, but it seems like a step in the responsible direction.
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EKane
05/03/09

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So now I have to go make guacamole before my avocados go bad. Aldi had avocados for 39 cents each!
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EKane
05/03/09

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I really wan't to know how they're going to get Zac Efrons face on an avocado without messing up the insides. Avocados are touchy fruits. They bruise and turn mushy by just looking at them. I wonder how long it will take Disney to figure out that kids probably won't want to eat an uglass Avocado with Zac Efrons face on it.
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siandt
05/03/09

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The question is, what kind of avocado will this be? Will they be the nicer, organic avocados with the firm green flesh? Will they be those gross ones with the light green skin and the watery insides? Will they just pick up whichever mushy brand is currently the cheapest?

I care about my avocados, guys.
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EKane
05/03/09

@siandt: Ugh the huge avocados with the light skin are THE WORST. They taste like faux avocados.
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DuckDuckGoose
05/03/09

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Coming next: A very special line of Walt Disney frozen foods.
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Jack_Burton
05/03/09

@DuckDuckGoose: ICEe what u did there!
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morninggloria
05/03/09

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Too bad Disney wasn't the first to patent the HPV vaccine; I would have been interested to see which character best embodied the essence of Guardasil.
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EKane
05/03/09

@morninggloria: Mulan. A woman posing as a man in the in the Chinese army? That ho had to have been carrying somethin!
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Bunsen Honeydew
05/03/09

@morninggloria: How do you come up with this stuff? It's not fair. Will you please teach a seminar in my area?
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
05/03/09

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Are avocados even healthy? I eat them all the time and all I can think about is how delicious and fatty they are.
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slowpoke.r
05/03/09

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If they manage to make the avocados actually look like Zac Efron, then I applaud them from the bottom of my Weekly World News loving heart. But a sticker with him on it is, frankly, a copout, and I expect more from you, Disney.
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Shamrockette
05/03/09

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That's great to know I'm finally getting my daily recommended amount of Zac Efron in my diet.
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belle TL
05/03/09

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Produce branding really bugs me--fresh food is already expensive enough without having to pay a cut to Disney on top of that. I wish they would instead conscript its stars in doing a series of kid-friendly how-tos on how to make healthy snacks and meals, because kids are making more meals at home (I have the actual stat, though not immediately handy) and I'm sorry, but putting a picture of Zac Efron on an avocado will not do anything in helping a kid or teen safely cut one open to make their own guacamole.
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bloodflower
05/03/09

@bellethellama is contemplating the cafe culture: they already do something like that on the disney channel. like they show how different cultures eat a mango or something. i watch waaaay too much tv.
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belle TL
05/03/09

@bloodflower: That's cool--I don't watch much Disney Channel these days (too many good sitcom reruns on ABC Family that keep me plenty busy) so I wouldn't know if they had something like that or not.
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boxspelunker
05/03/09

@bloodflower: How does one eat a mango properly? I just eat the whole thing, skin and all. Am I supposed to?
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earthgirl
05/03/09

@boxspelunker: Really? I don't think you're supposed to eat the skin. I was taught to place it on the table longways and cut it on either side of the pit thing, until all you have left is the pit with some fruit on it and four slices of mango with skin on. Then you dice the mango out of the skin (don't cut down all the way, then slide the knife along the skin so at the end you have diced mango and four bits of skin). It's hard to explain without pictures.... and that's just how I do it. Other people probably do it differently.
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boxspelunker
05/06/09

@earthgirl: Haha. The skin isn't very good, so I was wondering about that. I hate wasting food, though, so I was like, well, the worst that'll happen is I'll get sick. Next time, I'll try it your way! Thank you!
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bloodflower
05/03/09

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can't wait til my mom picks up those efron avocados.
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MarissaExplainsItAll
05/03/09

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The sad part is that it makes veggies all that much more unappetizing to me.
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
05/03/09

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Wait, Avocados are now health food? This is the best news I have ever heard.
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Liz11685
05/03/09

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: They are a great source of Omega 3 fatty acids. Totally a healthy option.
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Plum-Pie
05/03/09

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Lots of vitamins in them. [en.wikipedia.org]
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Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
05/04/09

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Avocados ARENT health food?! Oops...
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