Raise your hand if you think that high heels are good for your feet. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? That's what we thought. But thankfully, now we know exactly how we're fucking up our bodies, thanks to this handy-dandy chart, which carefully documents each and every part of the body radically impaired by towering heels. To…

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Our (Achey) Left Foot

This morning we arose to find we had... an achey heel. The left heel to be exact. After examining it thoroughly, we couldn't detect any problems (at least not any that were evident to the naked eye ), so we turned to the hypochondriac's favorite enabler, WebMD. Why we're frantically trying to find a neurologist even…

Symptom: Constant Cramping

We've got bad cramps. You know, the kind that once warranted removal from P.E. class, or at least one of mom's Valium. Thing is, we don't get a period [Speak for yourself! -Ed] and we can't stop working (it's our first day!), so we turned to our beloved friend/worst enemy, WebMD, to distract us. Which didn't really…