Do you remember watching a movie with your parents as a kid and having your mom lunge at the screen to save you from a possibly naked breast or a little too much butt? If so, you'll appreciate this mom protecting her adult (and gay) son from seeing breasts ever.

By the time you read this, we'll be gone. Well, actually, we haven't been around for a while now, but you're probably just noticing that now. This might come as a surprise to you, but we're not coming back.

Want to watch an emo guy caress an "emotional robot" (basically a huge amorphous lump of dough) as it breathes, deforms, and crawls into bed with him? Don't say we didn't warn you. [BoingBoing]