<![CDATA[Jezebel: dirty girls]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: dirty girls]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/dirtygirls http://jezebel.com/tag/dirtygirls <![CDATA[Women Love To "Fuck" Just As Much As Men]]> There's a really motherfucking long article in the New Scientist all about swearing that we read so that you don't have to. Some of the shit we discovered in the article was pretty damn interesting. It turns out that the use of curse words can be explained by science and evolution and how our brains work. So what the hell does this bullshit have to do with us? Well, in the past men cursed more than women, but according to research conducted by a British linguist who studied the conversation patterns of people on MySpace, it seems that women have finally obtained equality in one respect: Their dirty fucking mouths.



One theory states that cursing is a substitute for a physical act of aggression. So it would make sense that as women become more aggressive in life, their speech patterns would match.

The most interesting thing thing in the article is the news that, after people have strokes and lose the ability to converse, they still retain the ability to swear. This has led neurologists to believe that swear words are stored in the brain's right hemisphere, where as propositional language is stored in the left, the part that gets affected by having a stroke. Here are some other tidbits:

  • Cursing in groups promotes social bonding.
  • "Fuck" and "shit" make up half of all swear words used.
  • The seemingly benign "damn" was the "undisputed king" of swear words before "fuck" began being used
  • Almost all swear words are based on sex or excretion.

Some psychologists believe that our dirty mouths are a product of evolution. It's safer for us to scream "Fuck you" from across the street at a person, without worrying about getting beaten up. But for as long as that piece was, and all the theories and facts it contained, it didn't state what seems to be the most obvious thing: People curse because it's fucking fun.

The Science Of Swearing [New Scientist]

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<![CDATA[How Long Could You Go Without Showering?]]> A British woman named Nicky Taylor — like millions of women — had a morning hygiene routine going on. Shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, cleanser, moisturizer, toothpaste, mouthwash, anti-aging serum, make-up, hair get, deodorant and perfume. She used skin creams at night as well. In fact, she had so much in her bathroom cabinet that something would fall out and hit her in the head every time she opened the door. "I was guilty of beauty product gluttony," she admits.

"Then, one evening earlier this year, I sat down and read the labels of everything I used and worked out I was applying more than 200 different chemicals to my body each day. These are said to be safe, but what is not known is the effect that the 'cocktail' of chemicals is having on our bodies."
So for 40 days and 40 nights, Nicky, 42, tried living without her cleansing regimen. No showers, no hair washing, no teeth cleaning, no deodorant. No makeup or hair styling products — and just three outfits: workout clothes, jeans and T-shirt, summer dress. The not showering part was tough, since Nicky runs every morning. She claims her hair "turned into a bird's nest."

Says Nicky, "I was only four days in and I felt so unpleasant all over that I wanted to quit." But she stuck with it. And surprisingly, she claims it wasn't so bad! "Despite not having washed my face for a month — my skin looked fresher and brighter than it had for a decade." Now, post-experiment, Nicky is down to "a bar of soap, organic shampoo and conditioner, and a basic moisturizer." And of course, since Nicky makes TV documentaries, her saga will be aired on BBC3.

We're not especially "product junkies" like some of our friends, but we just don't feel right unless, at the very least, we brush our teeth and wash our face in the morning (sometimes passing out unwashed at night is one of the pleasures of being a grown-up.) But we started wondering how long we could go without our regimen. And then we decided, since the BBC isn't gonna air it, we don't really need to find out.

Six Weeks Without A Wash: The Soapless Experiment [DailyMail]

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<![CDATA[New on the shelves of 'your-vagina-stinks'...]]> New on the shelves of 'your-vagina-stinks' of your local drugstore: Scented lube! Replens is introducing a new lubricant "mousse", which comes in a variety of scents (er flavors?), including Vanilla and Vanilla Cinnamon. Because the only thing better than well-oiled sex is well-oiled sex that smells like a bakery! [MediaPost

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