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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happened before), but Paula? She seems like such a great, jolly woman.
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    11/23/09

    @Tchotchke: Actually, I saw it on the news, and it seemed like the event was throwing hams at people and she just got in the way. I don't know why they weren't giving away turkeys, but they're pretty hard to throw.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    @itsonreserve: Oh, good, I'm glad that it wasn't intentional. Paula seems to cheery and fun, that the idea that someone would want to spoil that saddens me immensely.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Wow for a second I thought that said "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent the weekend fucking in New York."
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Works.
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    Image of TryScience TryScience
    11/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: That's a little too honest, don't you think?
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Y'all should come see my new band: Paula Deen and the Ham Smacks.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    So when he said Paula was "icing" her face, I immediately thought that mean she was applying icing to her face and I said "That's my girl!"
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Spencer, I'm not married or anything so I could be wrong, but I always thought the easiest way to tell if your wife was pregnant was to ask her.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    I am really irritated by some of the things I've heard about Adam Lambert's performance-- a lot of "I really liked him on American Idol, but this was.... so over the top." I kinda wish they would just come out and say, "Gay men kiss other men? I just thought they just sang show tunes and gave fashion tips."
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't even think it was that bad. It was less sexual than Britney's in her heydey. Yeah he was sorta off key, but he ran around and humped heads, and made out with people. I liked it. How many cringe-worthy musical performances have we seen over the years? His hardly tops my list.
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    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: It seemed like maybe he was trying a little hard to be controversial, but I'm not mad at him. If attention/publicity was his goal, mission accomplished.
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    Image of DarcyMcCarbomb DarcyMcCarbomb
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: Exactly. People are only up in arms because he's a dude; if any female performer had leash-slapped dudes and simulated sex on another woman, people would be anywhere between bored and horny. Oh wait, that's happened like 8 TRILLION TIMES.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I don't think it was that men kiss other men (admittedly, in some people's minds, it might be). Madonna kissed Britney, she did not shove her face in her crotch. She did not simulate fingering her back up dancer on a network. He went too far to be on ABC.
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    Image of DarcyMcCarbomb DarcyMcCarbomb
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: He can BE gay, he just can't ACT on it. -_-
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment DarcyMcCarbomb was starred DarcyMcCarbomb was unstarred
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    11/23/09

    @DarcyMcCarbomb: It's because he's gay. Plain and simple. Britney pretended to be bent over by a dude on national telelvision... How many times now? So, a gay guy pretends to receive oral sex, and make out with another guy on national TV... OUTRAGE!!

    #tips
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: Gosh, the only thing about it that bothered me is how flat he was the whole time because I KNOW that boy can sing.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/23/09

    @DarcyMcCarbomb: Outside of media that is specifically targeted towards the gay community, gay men are often portrayed as asexual sidekicks. It was really refreshing to see a gay man so openly embrace his sexuality (even if I found the performance itself to be meh, as I stated above).
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    Image of ccivar ccivar
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Was I the only person who read Paula Deen "icing her face" as her actually ICING her face like frosting a cake??? I didn't even bat an eye, I just thought "Oh, typical Paula."
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/23/09

    @ccivar: With a rich buttercream frosting, y'all!
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Okay, whew, so, Paula Deen was not purposely hit in the face with a ham. She just didn't know the ham was coming and accidentally got in hit in the face with a ham, which in her line of work, honestly, I'm surprised hasn't happened before. I thought that someone actually threw a ham at her as a form of protest which would have made me really, really mad. You see, Paula Deen is exactly like my mother, southern accent, big personality, big jewels, big hair, always made up, a love of cooking with butter/pork, loads of open displays of affection for her children/everyone she is around, flirtatious and a big drinker. If someone hit my momma in the face with a ham, I would be pissed. Real pissed.
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Oh, is that what it says in the article? I guess I should click the link before getting all pissed at an anonymous ham tosser. I have such fondness for Paula - I just want to go work with her. I'll scrub pots and pans, I don't care, as long as I'm there.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @missing_piece: Yeah, she was giving away Smithfield hams for a charity event and they were throwing the hams to be given to families and she was caught in the middle of a big ham toss.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: I love her, too. I'm actually working on a novel right now and I realized half-way through the planning stage that the mental picture I had for one of the characters was Paula Deen, so now my affection is even stronger.
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    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Ok, that makes me feel better. I can even laugh about it a little, being that I can relate to getting completely random injuries.
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    Image of AgainWithFeeling AgainWithFeeling
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: I'm glad to hear it was accidental too, because when I thought someone had deliberately winged a ham at her, I suspected my health-freak flax-cooking mother.
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    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: she was caught in the middle of a big ham toss
    And hasn't that happened to everyone at least once?
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @girlarchaeologist:
    I know, I love throwing pork products as much as anyone else.
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    Image of fattylumpkin fattylumpkin
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Thank you all. This visual made me laugh til tears came to my eyes.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @fattylumpkin: We try to please hear at Jezebel
    @sweet_communist: And delicious!
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @AgainWithFeeling: I feel for you. I'm very happy that my mother is the stick of butter cook as opposed to the health freak and my heart is happy that see her only a few times a year.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Maids have their own source of currency? Hot damn, Treasury Department, get on that and solve this financial crisis already!
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Martha is the queen fucking bee of passive aggressive comments. I don't even think that she realizes she is making them anymore. She's like my gramma, with a prison rep.
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: If you cross her, she will cut her - verbally - and you won't even notice until you're bleeding.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: Dammit, how come everyone I want to heart is already hearted?
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    @EndangeredRed: It's cause we don't *really* have hearts. We only have holes where they should be.

    #tips
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: I love how everyone is disappointed that she apologized. Um, people, Martha said "Yum-o." Voluntarily. Her tongue was so far in cheek, she probably looked like a chipmunk.
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    Image of jengrrrl jengrrrl
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    LOL Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson "frolicked." Why are celebrities constantly frolicking? I picture, like, running through fields and singing tra la la.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/23/09

    @jengrrrl: I also love when I hear about "canoodling." It sounds like it involves both pasta and cuddling, and where can I get some? I'm hungry. (P.S.- your avatar is delightful! Team Moss!)
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    Image of jengrrrl jengrrrl
    11/23/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: Ha, yes. Canoodling sounds like something Lady and the Tramp would do. (Maurice Moss is my imaginary IT guy. I <3 him so.)
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Is there a place I can send flowers or does the writer from the LA times have a charity I can donate to? Surely they did not survive after reading and summarizing Spencer and Heidi's book. Bless their soul.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    @TransFat: I've just lit a candle.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    i will be buying timbalands record despite the fact that i don't actually own a cd player anymore.
    i feel he needs to be appreciated for dropping that jerkface. regardless of why he did it.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    At first I thought it was hysterical that Paula Deen got hit in the face with some ham, until I read on and realized that it was A ham and someone actually threw it at her face. People are assholes.
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