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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    "My god, how can that man alley-cat the country like that and be such a good golfer? I get a cold and it adds 6 strokes to my game!!!"
    -My Dad
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    12/06/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Your dad is awesome.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    trashygirls.com Tiger? Really?

    Wow. Guess you can't always smell a Douchebag by his Ed Hardy cologne. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and uniforms. Gross.
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Gah--Max Power! The man whose name you'd love to touch! (But you musn't touch!)
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    i slept with Tiger Woods
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Michelle Obama is forty-six?????" What's your secret, woman? And no, your skin creams are not privileged information.

    Edit: As an American citizen, I probably should have known this. I guess I just never thought about it before.
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    Edited by rodmanstreet at 12/06/09 1:14 PM rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Jezelawyers, website owners aren't responsible for libelous content that users post, right? (regarding the ROn Livingston thing)
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    Edited by pantsless economist...access RESTORED at 12/06/09 11:44 AM pantsless economist...access RESTORED was starred pantsless economist...access RESTORED was unstarred
    Image of dumblonde dumblonde
    12/06/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Wikipedia should not be held responsible for the content itself or for libel (libel requires intent and gross disregard for the truth). But they can always say Wikipedia was negligent for not blocking editing because it's been repeatedly edited. Like most of the liability falls on the guy that's editing the page but Wikipedia may be partially liable for not taking steps to stop the damage from happening.
    The lawsuit will probably not come to anything and they will just agree on blocking editing of the page.

    (Not a lawyer but a law student).
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    12/06/09

    @dumblonde: Ah, makes sense. Thanks!
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    12/06/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: No problem! Actually I just saw Wiki blocked editing so they did their job and should be fine.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Also why are they always Vegas showgirl types?
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    Edited by PilgrimSoul at 12/06/09 11:34 AM PilgrimSoul was starred PilgrimSoul was unstarred
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    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: I was thinking the same thing. I'm almost hoping for the next one to be a graphic designer or computer programmer or something.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: He likes sequins?
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: Because when you're a professional athlete with 6+ mistresses, only a complete cliche will do.
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    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: Because showgirl types might be more into the whole theatricality of it...?
    Because the ethnically diverse posse of graphic designers, programmers, systems specialists, veterinarians, dentists, airplane pilots and commercial producers who we haven't heard from yet are happy to remain anonymous for the time being...?
    Because he's the kind of guy who likes the same flavor of Pop-Tart in the morning, every morning?

    Will we ever get to the bottom of all this!?

    Oh...wait...here we are. Right at the bottom of the barrel.
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    formergr promoted this comment UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of transplendent transplendent
    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: Madonna/Whore complex.
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    12/06/09

    @transplendent: Ugh! I know. If you're going to be an asshole and cheat, you could at least be a little less conventional about it. Tiger's boring even in his scandals.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    What's the rule about counting mistresses? Don't you stop after like 10 or something?
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    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: I thought it was 15, like the mercy rule in little league baseball.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    12/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: yeah, at some point it seems like you don't actually have mistresses, you just have a string of people you have slept with.
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure."

    i just picture them asking her this at a bowling alley while she's having a smoke and writing scores on the screen for her work league.

    her next quote? "C'MON MARGE, WE NEED SOME STRIKES HERE!"
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    12/06/09

    @hughman: Best read in the voice of Thelma from the Simpsons.
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    Image of hollybolly hollybolly
    12/06/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Or Kirstin Dunst's mom from Drop Dead Gorgeous's voice.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment hollybolly was starred hollybolly was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    You just know that tabloid journalists are in a race to find that elusive ninth Woods mistress, so they can write a giant headline about "Tiger playing the back nine". And then die happy.
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    12/06/09

    @limber: And when his wife loses his douchy ass: "Tiger not out of the Woods yet"
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    Image of limber limber
    12/06/09

    @whats_in_a_name: They're starting to focus on his supposed temper as well -- "Raging Wood Can't Be Controlled" next up?
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    12/06/09

    @limber: and when they find the older one, of course it will be "Tiger and Cougar"
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12/06/09

    @limber: And when it emerges that Tiger enjoys sex at daybreak, "Mistresses Delight in Morning Woods"?
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    Image of limber limber
    12/06/09

    @LoSpaz: Oh, that one's very good. Works with the plural and everything!

    I keep trying to riff on the wood golf clubs ("3-wood!" "11-wood!") but I think it's too insidery to work.
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    Edited by limber at 12/06/09 12:51 PM limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of Snacky_Onassis Snacky_Onassis
    12/06/09

    @limber: "Tiger not satisfied with just a 'hole in one'" Am I working too blue now?
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    BetteD promoted this comment Snacky_Onassis was starred Snacky_Onassis was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/06/09

    @limber: "Unplayable Lie: The Tiger Woods Story." Unauthorized biography coming soon!
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    12/06/09

    @Snacky_Onassis: I laughed. Which must mean it's in poor taste. ;)
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    "My sister was just a little girl on an hourly wage at Perkins," Lynn Lawton says, "We knew what he wanted her for."
    Could this sound any sleezier? These quotes are dreadful.
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    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    12/06/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Well, even if Tiger has been a naughty boy, we can't have the mistresses be regular adult women out for some fun, now can we? They have to be sleazy bimbos or the whole thing won't completely appease our tabloid desires.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Ugh, Trump, don't act like Miss fucking USA is some beacon of cultural amazingness. And don't slyly cut on a woman's looks. You're SUCH an asshole.
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    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    12/06/09

    @Penny: I know! Leave it to that fucker to make me want to defend whatshername, the party crasher woman. DIAF, Donald Trump!
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/06/09

    @RedLantern: Die In A Fire?
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    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    12/06/09

    @JohanPaladin: Yes....maybe that's not normally abbreviated? It seemed harsh to just it, which is a bit hypocritical on my part, since as I wrote it I was thinking about how I wouldn't be sad if he actually, literally died in a fire. Not so much that I would actually set one (he's not worth going to prison for), but I'd love to never hear one of his misogynistic quips ever, ever again .
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    12/06/09

    @RedLantern: It's only a matter of time before he has an actual thought and his hair spontaneously combusts. We just have to hope it's on camera.
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Woods certainly has Madonna/whore issues, doesn't he...
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    12/06/09

    @Penny: Ya think? It's so unoriginal. If you've spent years cultivating a squeeky clean persona and want to eff up your reputation, there are far more interesting ways. I personally feel a little bit dissapointed, I feel he could've tried harder.
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    BetteD promoted this comment FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
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    12/06/09

    @FrannyR: Ha! Just said the same thing verbatim almost upthread. It almost makes me hate him even more because it's all so predictable and boring.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    I'm sorry, she must feel so dirty? She wasn't fucking someone else's husband.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/06/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson:
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    12/06/09

    @LaComtesse: (*pssst* It's a PROJECTOR.)
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/06/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: This. And that line about how sad it was that they were banging while Tiger and Elin were trying to have a kid is just awful. Some people are really loathesome.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/06/09

    @Hooplehead: She may as well started singing "Don't Cha?" by the Pussycat Dolls.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/06/09

    @LaComtesse: LOL! I figured it out, but it took me a minute.

    Of course, the trashy chick may have thought it was a compliment, given how she usually gets them.
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    12/06/09

    @LaComtesse:
    dirty projectors!
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    12/06/09

    @LaComtesse: I thought it was the insides of an old-school sewing machine, where you pump your feet to make it go!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/06/09

    @serenepanic: I could never really get into them, I don't know why...

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: Pathetic.

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I used to go to a restaurant that had antique sewing machine workbenches for tables and it was SO much fun to pump it with your feet all throughout dinner.
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    12/06/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: Aargh! I could not believe that comment. No, pumpkin. Elin has nothing to feel "dirty" about.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/06/09

    In reply to Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
    Tiger, tiger, not so bright
    With other women in the night
    What immoral things you've done
    You'll pay with cash and property
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/06/09

    @BabyJane: We're not worthy!
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    12/06/09

    @BabyJane: Pure awesome.
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