Diplo Wants to Buy Taylor Swift a New Ass, Lorde Mocks His Manhood

Diplo, ever the perfect gentleman, is—without even being asked—attempting to buy Taylor Swift a new butt. Isn't it nice when someone publicly criticizes the body of a person they don't know and then tries to help? (And isn't it even nicer when the criticized person's friends jump in with some "help" of their own?)
