Report: Dionne Warwick Hospitalized 2 Weeks For Shower Slip And Fall

TMZ is reporting that singer Dionne Warwick was hospitalized for two weeks after a slipping and falling in her shower (Warwick is cousin to both the late Whitney Houston, and Bobbi Kristina Brown who remains in a medically induced coma in an Atlanta hospital.)
Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian Rituals
Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday. Early Tuesday morning, Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered and spent the wee hours tooling (loudly) around his hood in…
10 Badass Moments in Girl Scout History
On March 12, 1912, eighteen girls from Savannah, Georgia gathered for what would be the first meeting of Girl Scouts. One hundred years later, the small organization founded by Juliette Low has included more than 50 million girls and women, sold hundreds of millions of boxes of cookies, and given us some incredibly…
Chelsea Handler Would Never Sleep With A Dwarf Because It'd Be 'Child Abuse'
Rosie O'Donnell and Chelsea Handler have gotten themselves into some super-sized trouble with the little person community. The two were chatting on Rosie's show when O'Donnell confessed, "I'm a little ashamed about it [but] I have a mild fear or anxiety around little people." Handler then went on to say some pretty…
Whitney Houston's Body Is Being Flown Home on Tyler Perry's Private Jet
As news about Whitney Houston's tragic death continues to roll in, we now know that her body has been released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, and she is apparently on board Tyler Perry's private jet en route to New Jersey, where her funeral will be held later this week. Plans for the event are still coming…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, men are excited to get vasectomies, Pauly D is covered in ejaculate, and La Toya Jackson acts like herself.
Finally, a celebrity who loves that she made it on the cover of for her extreme plastic surgery and cocaine addiction. Gym, tan, ejaculate all over Pauly…10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Donald Trump and Victoria Jackson let their wing-nut freak flags fly, Pauly D is hired to promote a product he admittedly hates, and Dionne Warwick does her best to make "hussy" happen."
Dionne Warwick is the sleeper hit (for some of us, anyway) of . She wears…Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
- Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]
Lindsay's "Makeover" & "Meltdown"
- Lindsay Lohan's "post-breakup makeover" involved getting her hair dyed red and getting a tattoo. [People]
- This column calls Lindsay a "celebutard" who is "painfully thin" and "in the middle of an emotional meltdown." [NY Post]
Which Songs Never Fail To Break Your Heart?
Crappy Valentine's! And welcome to our all-time favorite hateful love songs post. The thing about love songs is that they only seem good when you're really really miserable thanks to love. In fact, if you're in a relationship and you find yourself listening to, say, "Divorce Song" or "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart"…
