"Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
@KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you too, Russel. #carrieprejean
I'm not naming names, I'm just saying there are a lot of jobs out there that are way easier than sitting down all day writing stuff and surfing the internet.
Maggita #michaellohan
@FireflyinJuly: i'm sorry, but i'm a "youth of today" and am inclined to agree with her.
airbrushed makeup in the caribou coffee while you're sporting business casual screams "i don't feel pretty enough without perfect makeup. and loads of it"
yeah. saw 2 girls like that at 9 AM on tues. #michaellohan
@lermanzo: Eh, I rock some pretty flashy makeup with my business casual most days. It's a way to be playful with my appearance without breaking the "work appropriate" code. And I feel plenty pretty enough, with makeup, without makeup, with yesterday's makeup smeared under my eyes... And I could do without people making assumptions about my self esteem while I'm in line for my coffee.
@BeckyIva: there are millions of ways to be playful with your appearance without breaking work appropriate codes.
good for you for deciding you need to get up two hours early for work so you can be playful.
i'm not saying it's a bad thing to wear makeup, but there comes a point where it does look absurd and a little desperate. especially during the work day.
"don't look at my work! look how pretty my eyeliner is!" #michaellohan
@lermanzo: Oook well perhaps we can agree to be grateful that we live in a country where we are free to dress and groom ourselves as we please, then. I never said it was the *only* way to be playful with my appearance, it's just a way that I happen to enjoy; I never spend more than 15 minutes on it, although if I did spend two hours, that would still be my business. And if anyone at work is distracted by my appearance (which seems unlikely), well, I think that's more their problem than it is mine. #michaellohan
@BeckyIva: true. i didn't mean to imply anything about you, but these women were in full stage-level makeup. somehow, i just don't think that's appropriate in the office. i really don't. #michaellohan
Carlo's (Cake Boss's bakery) cakes ARE delicious. And their Italian pastries are to die for. I have the extra ten pounds from working at a restaurant that was supplied by them to prove it.
11/14/09
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
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i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
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when she thinks about her
she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
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Gonna use my arms,
Gonna use my legs,
Gonna use my style,
Gonna use my sidestep,
Gonna use my fingers,
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
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*head explodes* #carrieprejean
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No, no. Not on dos trays. Uno, dos, tres. #carrieprejean
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So.... Why not subpeona Tom? What good is she? When's her book out? #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Thanks for the catchphrase, Russell! #carrieprejean
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Maggita #michaellohan
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Blergh. #michaellohan
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airbrushed makeup in the caribou coffee while you're sporting business casual screams "i don't feel pretty enough without perfect makeup. and loads of it"
yeah. saw 2 girls like that at 9 AM on tues. #michaellohan
11/13/09
11/13/09
good for you for deciding you need to get up two hours early for work so you can be playful.
i'm not saying it's a bad thing to wear makeup, but there comes a point where it does look absurd and a little desperate. especially during the work day.
"don't look at my work! look how pretty my eyeliner is!" #michaellohan
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