Shopping With "The Lohan's"

Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke

• Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."

Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating

• Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?

Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting

• According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.

Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo

• Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:

Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger

• Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:

SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting

• In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."

Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"

• It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:

Mommy Dearest

[Long Island, November 5. Image via Splash.]

Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets

• Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:

Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"

• Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]

Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go

• Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:

Lindsay Refuses Rehab; Co-Star Says Cruise Made "Constant Homophobic Comments"

• Lindsay Lohan's friends and family want her to go to rehab but she's not having it. A source says her parents' public bickering would "drive even the most normal of people over the edge" and Linds is drinking to cope.

Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars

• Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]

Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper

Soccer Star Undie Fight; Model Sues Guess? For Sexual Harassment

• Move over, David Beckham: Cristiano Ronaldo is posing in the spring Armani underwear campaign. [AP]
• Beckham, who says he decided not to renew his Armani contract, is said to be looking to launch an underwear line of his own. [WWD]

Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink

Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer

Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells