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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/14/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    "Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."

    This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Oh, Heidi. Don't worry about Angelina -- when looking to add to the family she seems to go for toddlers. Your infant should be safe. #carrieprejean
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    EIGHT?!

    i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
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    11/14/09

    @KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    I am going to go ahead and call bullshit on the Prejean sex tape intel as there is absolutely nothing "alluring" about Carrie Prejean. #carrieprejean
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Carrie doesn't want anybody else
    when she thinks about her
    she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/13/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Alternate Version:

    Gonna use my arms,
    Gonna use my legs,
    Gonna use my style,
    Gonna use my sidestep,
    Gonna use my fingers,
    Gonna use my, my, my, imagination     #carrieprejean
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/13/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Alternate Alternate Version:

    Down in the pleasure centers,
    Hell bent or heaven sent,
    Listen to the propaganda,
    Listen to the latest slander.
    There's nothing underhand,
    That she wouldn't understand.
    Pump it up until you can feel it.
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    @phantom lady: SO. MANY. PUNS!

    *head explodes* #carrieprejean
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you too, Russel. #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    @mfnher: Word. Leave Manuel alone!

    No, no. Not on dos trays. Uno, dos, tres. #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    @mllej: Que? #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    @JessaFields: Ahem. I know nothing! #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    @mfnher: I know English. I lairn eet from a book #carrieprejean
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Stephanie Santoro claims, "Tom said..."

    So.... Why not subpeona Tom? What good is she? When's her book out? #carrieprejean
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    Image of gangey gangey
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    I think pretty much everything all these celebrities say is "rhubarb and guff."

    Thanks for the catchphrase, Russell! #carrieprejean
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    Image of keldo keldo
    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Sorry Sharon. Throwing another woman under the bus based on her looks...for a laugh?

    Blergh. #michaellohan
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Dear Carrie and Levi,
    You have done nothing that is memoir worthy. Please stop.

    Phantom Lady #michaellohan
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    "Cake Boss" is the poor man's "Ace of Cakes." There! I said it.

    Those hipster/slackers on the Food Network just warm my heart and make me laugh. I love Geoff's deadpan humor. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @Tchotchke: It totally is. I love Ace of Cakes and I'm not ashamed to say it. If I had any artistic talent at all, that's where I'd want to work. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @Tchotchke: Ace of Cakes is great, but I LOVE Cake Boss too! Didn't you see the one where they made a zillion cannolis and stuffed them inside one GIANT cannoli and sold them for 25 cents each? AWESOME! I want to go to there! I might just like shows about cake. Plus, anything's better than J + K. Especially cake.

    PS, love your handle. Yiddish FTW.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/13/09

    @JessIsElf-ity: @mizz2bee: I know! I would love to work there, even if I was just cleaning the bakery or answering phones. It seems like so much fun.

    @girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus: I actually haven't seen that episode! I guess it's just so heavily-scripted, so that kind of throws me a bit. My mom loves that show, however. I love Ace of Cakes because the banter between the people in the bakery is hysterical and clearly, it's just how they are. But you're right; anything is better than Jon and Kate. ANYTHING. #michaellohan
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    Image of SwirlGirl SwirlGirl
    11/13/09

    @girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus: I read this DirtBag as "Lohan, Lohan, Chris Brown, Gosselin, blah, blah, TV SHOW ABOUT CAKE! YES!"

    If DirtBag After Dark contains info about a documentary called "The Magic of Cheese Fries," it will officially be the best gossip day ever. #michaellohan
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    Image of Monkey1979 Monkey1979
    11/13/09

    @Tchotchke: I love "Ace of Cakes" too! What I don't understand though, is are the cakes actually any good to EAT?! It always seems like they are working on a cake for days, and this is after the actual cake part is baked....how can the cake test fresh?? I'm on team pie (yay!), but I still enjoy on occasion a moist, yummy piece of cake. Is it possible for a cake to be moist and yummy after sitting out for that many days and with that many layers of fondant on it though?? Curious.... #michaellohan
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment Monkey1979 was starred Monkey1979 was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/13/09

    @Monkey1979: My guess is that they are probably only working on the cake for a day or two. They probably make all the other structures out of fondant ahead of time, and then assemble the cake a day or two before. Because, you'll notice that if they are making a replica of the Taj Mahal, for example, they will construct most of the building in pieces first and then assemble it on the cake. That's my guess at least. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @Tchotchke: I have to agree. Ace of Cakes is one of my most favorite shows on tv. I just want to go there and hang out with all of them and bask if the glow of their absolute coolness. And beg Mary Alice to be my best friend and we could go to roller derby matches together ...

    Of course, my absolute crush on Elena would probably only get worse. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @tstreur: I think the reason I like the show so much is that the people seem likeable, funny and genuinely interesting. The employees clearly love their jobs and Duff has obviously made sure that he created a great work environment for them. Their cakes are beautiful and the show isn't trashy. It's nice to watch a show where at the end of each episode they talk about how amazing their coworkers' cakes were, as opposed to backstabbing one another. It's really unusual to see that on tv today. I know I sound like I'm going on and on, but I just always feel happy after watching that show. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @Tchotchke: That makes sense. Thanks! Having never eaten a cake with all of that fondant on it though, I wonder how it tastes...I mean, do you EAT that fondant?? I just can't imagine it tastes very good...just pure hardened sugar. At least if what you guess is true, the cake part is good! #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @Tchotchke: Exactly! They all seem so freakin happy, and like they all really and truely like each other and enjoy working there ... I need to find a job like that ... #michaellohan
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Why Nonna gotta Juddge so swiftly? #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Jason Schwartzman needs a hug. From me. NAKEY. #michaellohan
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