LiLo Tells Her Mom She Has 'No Right' to Come to England, Is Wrong

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan aren’t so different than you and your mom! They too fight over which old items to sell at a garage sale (she wants to turn your childhood bedroom into an office and who can blame her!) and who’s allowed to go on Celebrity Big Brother. Here’s a question: Why are moms always trying to… » 4/13/15 10:30am 4/13/15 10:30am

Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Booze: 'Calm Down'

Ultimate Cool Mom Madonna posted an Instagram photo of her 13-year-old son Rocco & friends clutching bottles of vodka with the caption, "The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014." As is their wont, the "fans" commenting on social media have gone absolutely batshit in response. What a very effective thing to do —… » 1/06/14 9:11am 1/06/14 9:11am

Bank Forecloses on Dina Lohan's Home… Again

Dina Lohan isn't having a great September. It turns out that just before she was popped for a DUI last week, her mortgage lender had started foreclosure proceedings on her $1.3 million Long Island home, citing that she "has failed to comply with the conditions of the mortgage…by failing to pay portions of principal,… » 9/20/13 2:00pm 9/20/13 2:00pm

Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Completely Wasted

Dina Lohan's blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit, which would've been fine if she she hadn't been barreling through Long Island in her Beemer at 77 MPH. She was arrested and now the family almost has enough mugshots between them to market a novelty set of playing cards (that I would buy). » 9/13/13 12:16pm 9/13/13 12:16pm

World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their Feud to TV

Did you for one second think that we didn't live in a bizarro circus world where the less-famous parents of very famous people go on television to accuse each other of exhibiting violent behavior and being addicted to cocaine? Well, that's your mistake because as it turns out, that is the exact bizarro circus world… » 9/06/13 4:00pm 9/06/13 4:00pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy » 7/16/13 9:00am 7/16/13 9:00am

Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind

Today in smart decisions that actors make, Matthew McConaughey, long known for going big or going home (to play shirtless bongos) lost close to 50 damn pounds to play a dying AIDS patient in his new film Dallas Buyers Club. Weight wasn't the only thing McConaughey lost — apparently his vision started to go out, too. » 5/30/13 8:00pm 5/30/13 8:00pm

Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up

After three years of dating, Vampire Diaries' onscreen and real-life couple Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. But TV's low-key equivalent of K-Stew and R-Patz will stay civil on the show because — quoth a source — they're "consummate professionals," and "will continue to work together and remain best… » 5/09/13 9:00am 5/09/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan is 'Happy' in Rehab, Says Totally Credible Source Dina…

Okay...so...Lindsay Lohan is definitely officially in rehab now, right? Inside of the rehab building, doing the rehabbing as we speak? Has our long national daymare finally come to an end? (Spoiler: lol, no.) Based on a quick glance at my What Lindsay Lohan Is Doing Right Now Reliability Matrix, there is a 67% chance… » 5/03/13 8:00pm 5/03/13 8:00pm

M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle

Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish… » 3/14/13 9:00am 3/14/13 9:00am