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    Joke's On Them

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    Image of alexherrera alexherrera
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I'm sorry. I laughed. I think the joke isn't that her vagina is super strong but it's her muscular arms that broke the dildo. *Can't believe I actually wrote that*
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/17/09

    @alexherrera: Disagree. It was "inside herself". They totally meant her vagina.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    09/17/09

    @o-line: Also...both of her hands are on the racquet.
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    Image of alexherrera alexherrera
    09/17/09

    @o-line: Yeah, but you need to insert it first and you use your arms to move it in and out, no?
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    Image of QuicheLorraine QuicheLorraine
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    Another day, another reduction of a successful, powerful and intimidating woman to her vagina.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I don't see it. Did they take it down? Let me guess, the gist of it was "Serena Williams is a big, scary beast and whose vagina can break things in half"? Hilarious.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    09/17/09

    @MizJenkins: All it is is what you see above in this post. It's just...not even trying to be funny. However, there's another one that said "Bill Belichick Sports Flashdance Sweatshirt" that almost made me spit out my soup.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I didn't know that Jason Whitlock started writing for The Onion.
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    They could have just joked about Serena's obvious physical strength with a gag like "annoyed Serena rips phone book in half" but they're turned on by her muscles, so they made it sexual and a bit degrading as well.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    This obviously goes hand in hand with the Megan Fox post from yesterday. The Onion is just ahead of the curve on the ladies-with-strong-vaginas meme.
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    Image of feather_spin feather_spin
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    I think it's something along the lines of "If you want to fuck this powerful, amazing woman, then YOU'RE WRONG IN THE HEAD BECAUSE HER VAGINA POWER WILL CRUSH YOU!!!"

    Ie: We are frightened by women who don't fit into our narrow definition of "women" and thus we must mock her.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    09/17/09

    @feather_spin: I think you're right on. I normally laugh at the Onion's inappropriate jokes because they are satirizing something bigger. I know this is tied to her outbursts at the Open, but there doesn't seem to be any satire other than "big scary woman would be dangerous to have sex with".
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    When an ill-tempered tennis diva and a marital aid love each other very much . . . . . .
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    09/17/09

    In reply to Joke's On Them
    Waaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    08/01/09

    In reply to When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
    The famous 60's groupies, the Plaster Casters, used to make, uh, life masks of rock star genitalia.Wonder where they (and their art)are now?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/31/09

    In reply to When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
    Glass toys - what happens when a toy slides out and hits a tile floor from a good height? Or someone slips in the tub, with half the toy still in place?

    Use them with great care... Or become the stuff of emergency-room legend.
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    07/31/09

    @Jack_Burton: They are usually made of Pyrex.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/31/09

    @Conrad: And you've never broken Pyrex?
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    08/04/09

    @Jack_Burton: It's possible, but much harder to break then most.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    07/31/09

    In reply to When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
    I can just see the first one being involved in some sort of American pie type movie where the main female character has just used it when her idiot boy crush comes over and sits in the chair before she is able to remove the dildo.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    07/31/09

    In reply to When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
    Also, Illo #2 looks like a Dali-esque interpretation of Satan's pitchfork.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    07/31/09

    In reply to When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
    Georgianna Reid: "My hand-y is dandy, but wicker is quicker!"
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/31/09

    @wtfox?!: Hey-O!!!

    Brilliant.
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    07/31/09

    In reply to When Sex Toys Go Bad: Men V. Women Edition
    Oh you guys, me and the bf TOTALLY bought a clone-a-willy kit! It's definitely a 2 person job, but it turned out really well. Pretty trippy stuff.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    07/31/09

    @pear.shaped.Sara: A friend of mine made a vibrator from a cast of his penis for his long-distance girlfriend. It was kindof impressive and sweet, but also very weird.
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    07/31/09

    @pear.shaped.Sara: I was considering getting one, its good to hear a positive review!
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    07/31/09

    @thePrototype: You really need two people to make it work.
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