Yeah, I saw the jokey "Brad and Angelina Set To Adopt Two More Black Children" thing on the Huffington Post. No, I didn't think it was funny.
11:43pm, June 2. Columbia Broadcasting System.
At the age of fourteen*, I had given zero blowjobs. By fifteen, I hadn't kissed anyone. By twenty, I'd slept with approximately zero men. And at 28, I'm a serial monogamist with an intact bedpost.