Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce

• Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.

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Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama

Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton. More »

The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom

• Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.

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Supermodel In Abusive Relationship; Leona Lewis Doing A Clothing Line

• A friend of Daul Kim who IM'd with the model the night before Kim was found dead in her Paris apartment says that Kim complained of feeling depressed, and was in an abusive relationship. But she was scared to leave:

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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

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Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

• Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]

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Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look

Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More »

Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong

• Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.

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Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More »

Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"

Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston contemplates how much his wiener is worth, Scott Baio brags about his pro-life bona fides, and Kirstie Alley defends Scientology. More »

Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin

• Today, a judge extended Lindsay Lohan's three year probation for another year to give her time to complete her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer said she's extremely busy and was only able to complete about half of the classes. [TMZ]

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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?

• For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:

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Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career

Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More »

Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"

• More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

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Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama

• Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.

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Michael Douglas Will Play Liberace; Angelina Takes Zahara Back To Ethiopia

• Steven Soderbergh has confirmed that his next film will star Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his longtime lover. Soderbergh said, "We've already done some costume and wardrobe tests on Michael, and they're very, very, very good..."

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Stars Remember Patrick Swayze; Kanye Drama Continues

• Whoopi Goldberg on Patrick Swayze:

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Adrianne Curry Is A Professional Weed Smoker

Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler bought a quote book, Steven Seagal endorses his energy drink, Carrie Prejean is busy writing a book, and Kim Zolciak's pathetic Twitter climbing finally pays off! More »

Have A Combs & A Smile

[New York, September 2. Image via INF]

Oh God: Jon Gosselin Is Officially On Twitter

Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has a Twitter account and a children's foundation, Kim Zolciak claims her topless photos weren't Photoshopped "that much," and Demi Moore gets upset (and might be taking legal action against Perez Hilton). More »

Lauren Bacall Wants A Cigarette; Tyra Wants Bacon

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love admits she Googles herself, Miley Cyrus keeps forgetting to wear her retainer, and Larry King believes in aliens, but does not believe the government is hiding them from us. More »