Jezebel: dicks

Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes

Dodai — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:20:00 EDT

The headline says it all.

Crocheted Cock

Tracie — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:45:00 EDT

This strap-on is the epitome of fashion over function, in that it always remains soft. [Buzzfeed]

"Is It Normal For Straight Girls To Only Like Girl-On-Girl Porn?"

Tracie — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice column" in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I got help from our pal Sasha Frere-Jones again, to tackle problems like leaky vaginas, syphilis, and boyfriends who drool during oral sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Florida Outlaws Truck Nuts? • Congo Arrests Cock Snatchers

maria — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:30:00 EDT

• Being a tool just got harder: Florida may fine drivers with truck nuts. • EHarmony ditches one-night stand advice after super-prudes protest. • Pervy dude peeps on roommate using teddy bear camera. • Superstitious Congolese police arrest suspected "penis snatchers"; men must find new excuse for small dicks. • Pasha Grishuk, a former Olympic figure skater, was slipped GHB in hotel bar. • Is schoolyard sexual harassment is more harmful than bullying? • Yet another teenage girl commits suicide after being bullied. • Domestic violence is associated with chronic malnutrition in India. • Indian-Americans use email to get to know future spouses in arranged marriages. • Duh: TMZ uses exciting headlines to get hits on banal videos. • Earth Day = Forced Abortion and Sterilization Day? • Women nurse pain after a break-up by selling jewelry from ex-boyfriends for cash. • Fliering an ex's town accusing her of giving you herpes is a-ok in Florida, as long as the allegations are true.

"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

Tracie — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Is It Weird To Masturbate With A Stuffed Animal?"

Tracie — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Note: Pot Psychology will appear on Fridays, not Thursdays, from now on.) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I pull a Tyra and offer up a clip show of never-before-seen footage and unanswered questions on topics like weird-tasting breasts, phone sex, and avoiding people you don't like. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"I wanted to fit into American culture....

Jennifer — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:20:00 EDT

"I wanted to fit into American culture. When you're circumcised, there's less rejection from women," says one man to the Los Angeles Times. Once again, the topic of adult circumcision is on people's, er, lips and a new study basically concludes that circumcised guys experience just as much sexual satisfaction as uncircumcised ones. But apparently dick status anxiety still abounds. Seriously: Is any lady rejecting a guy because he has a turtleneck? We simply refuse to believe ladies are kicking dudes out of bed when they see that their penises come wrapped up, too. [LATimes]

If making a chocolate penis seems like too...

Tracie — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:40:00 EST

If making a chocolate penis seems like too much work (and it is), you can buy these Chocolate Party Hats that you can sit atop a peen to spice up a beej. [Chocolate Party Hats]

Dirty Pillows

Slut Machine — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:50:00 EST

Here's some throw pillows that would go great with that vagina couch that was on sale on Craigslist. These crocheted Penis Cushions are made to order for $25 each. [Etsy]