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Diaper Duty

Anna — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:10:00 EST

[Seoul, November 30. Image via Getty]

South Korean babies wearing diapers perform during a dance contest at a hotel in Seoul on November 30, 2009. The contest was sponsored by a diaper maker as part of its year-end sales promotion. AFP PHOTO/KIM JAE-HWAN (Photo credit should read KIM JAE-HWAN/AFP/Getty Images)

Reality Check

Intern Katy — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:40:00 EDT

A series of teen pregnancy ads in Milwaukee appeal to the immaturity of your average teen by warning them that babies are stinky! The "scratch-n-sniff" posters don't actually smell like shit, but the message is still pretty clear. [AdFreak]

Keep Your Baby “Socially Acceptable”

Sadie — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:20:00 EST

"See how the Baby-in-Motion picture proves that Playtex Pants can shield baby with such complete comfort and provide such practical and gentle protection." Because everyone knows a leaky diaper is social suicide! [Modern Mechanix]

Teen Parent Does A Crap Job

Tracie — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT

On last night's Baby Borrowers, the teens traded in their babies for toilet-training toddlers, which proved to be an even bigger challenge. Morgan, the chillaxed SoCal girl, didn't seem to be too stressed about it, even though she made some pretty big errors in childrearing. When her toddler pooped himself, she first let him roll around on her neighbors' couch with just the diaper on until they complained. Then she dragged the kid by the arm across the floor. When she changed his diaper, she didn't even wipe the crap off him, she just put a fresh diaper on. Poor baby probably got a wicked rash from that. The interesting thing about last night's episode is that most of the teen parents were fighting over who would get to work and who would have to stay home with the children that week. Almost all of them wanted to work outside the home, proving just how hard, valid, and important stay-at-home parenting really is. Clip above.

Magazine Photoshop Chops: Even Jennifer Lopez Is A Victim!

Dodai — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:00:00 EDT

Marc Anthony's wife, Jennifer Lopez, and ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, appear together on the cover of September's People En Español — thanks to the magic of Photoshop, natch — and Marc is not happy! [Page Six]
Kanye West: "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now." So what's the new term? Dizzimonds? Help us, Kanye! [Page Six]
Tyra Banks' younger brother Devin, an Air Force cadet, leaves for Iraq next week. We were going to say something about America's Next Top Gun but it seems sorta inappropriate. [Page Six]
Marilyn Manson's former keyboard player says the rocker used earnings to buy stuff like Nazi memorabilia instead of paying the band. In all fairness, a lot of the cash probably went towards makeup, too. [Page Six]

Dina Lohan is being sued for fraud. Some guy claims he lent her $400,000 to jump-start Lindsay's music career. Uh, money well spent, dude! [Page Six]
The Hills' Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag refuse to be in the same room together, making it hard to promote the show. Or easier to promote? Everyone loves drama. [Page Six]
Jake Gyllenhaal may play Joe Namath in a movie about the sports star's life. Jake, in a fur coat. Are you ready? [Liz Smith]
Last week, Britney went to L.A.'s Chateau Marmont to eat, and the only table available was next to Victoria "Posh" Beckham. Britney "didn't want to sit next to her, so she stormed off." One town, so many egos! [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Lez(abel) blind item! "Which Sapphic starlet employed her lover as an "assistant" to explain why they always went out together?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
Bobby Brown has beefed-up security because he thinks bin Laden is after him. [Rush & Molloy]
The Beatles' song "All You Need Is Love" was sold to Proctor & Gamble for a Luvs diaper commercial. Surely someone will suffer a horrible karmic blow for this. [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
Andy Samberg thinks Justin Timberlake would be a great Saturday Night Live castmember, and we agree! [People]
Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is accusing Eddie Murphy of "not doing the right thing" regarding their daughter Angel. [People]
Paris Hilton, size 11, is launching a shoe line. The footwear will be "chic and trendy." Perhaps they forgot to add "tacky," but isn't it a given? [TMZ]
Posh is not sure the million-dollar mansion in Beverly Hills she had David Beckham bought is good enough — she wants to be in Malibu, on "Billionaire's Beach." [DailyMail]

She'll be walking in no time!

eurotrash — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:57:44 EST

The only interesting thing we found about the 'Astro-nut' love triangle kidnap thing blah blah blah, was the fact that she drove the 900 miles from Houston to Orlando non-stop, wearing diapers.

Ever helpful, we'd like to inform any other bitter incontinent would-be kidnapping astronauts out there that there's a special offer on Pampers over at Amazon this month.

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