A Little Night Music: A Lot Of Awesome

Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"

• Alicia Keys has a jewelry line; her bangles and rings come engraved with the words of the Japanese pseudoscientist Masaru Emoto. You can't make this up. [WWD]
• Marie Claire has published some clear pictures of Rodarte's line for Target. [Nitrolicious]

Lady Gaga: 'Nuff Said

Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery

• Rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is donating her time (except for any free clothes she snags) as Emanuel Ungaro's new "artistic director." This gossip item, however, doesn't spell "Emanuel Ungaro" correctly, so its veracity may be questionable. [Fox 411]

Lady Cab Driver

[New York, October 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles

• "No one wants to see curvy women," says Karl Lagerfeld, who has struggled with his weight. "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." [News.com.au]

Peoples Caught In Mad Men Craze; SJP For Halston?

• Elijah Wood and Shirley Manson star in a new ad campaign for Oliver Peoples Spring 2010 Resort Collection. Hate to say it, but in this Mad Men-inspired campaign, both come across as a poor woman's Joan & Don. [Black Book]

Presence Of Plus-Size Models Cause Consternation At London Fashion Week

• Oy. Vey. When Mark Fast chose to use three plus-size models in his Friday show, one staffer allegedly quit in protest and the stylist was so abusive to the models that she was fired; a Telegraph stylist stepped in. [Fashionista]

Vuitton Copyright Cops Find Shoe On Other Foot; Tom Ford's Movie Wins Award

• Colin Firth won Best Actor at the Venice Film Festival for his role in former Gucci designer Tom Ford's directorial debut, A Single Man. [Vogue UK]
• Did Louis Vuitton make a $590 knock off of this New Balance sneaker? [WWD]

Diane Von Furstenberg Makes Your Futuristic Fairy Princess Dreams Come True

Fashion's Bloody Furry Night Out; Rodarte For Target Leaks To EBay

• PETA will protest Anna Wintour, Michael Bloomberg, and the cast of Hair as they kick off Fashion's Night Out in Queens. [PETA]
• Betsey Johnson will spend tonight driving between her stores in a pink convertible, holding up big signs. [WWD]

Fashion's Night Out's Celeb Lineup Announced; Tori Clothing Line A Reality

• The details of Fashion's Night Out — aka Anna Wintour's Plan To Save Retail — have been announced. Over 700 stores in all five boroughs will be participating in events that range from sewing circles to cook-ins to rock shows:

Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger

• Stella McCartney's fall ad campaign makes a Bambijoke out of all that nature imagery that suddenly became hip over the past few years. For everyone who's ever considered an ironic taxidermy at a bar and concluded, "Why?" [WWD]

Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent

• Lindsay Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe on the August cover of Spanish Vogue. [ONTD]
• Fornarina also decided to go another round with the actress — but in these fall ads, they Photoshopped the Lohan to look like Heather Graham. [Sun]

Banana Republic Partners With Mad Men; Watch & Learn With Chanel Couture

• The return of Mad Men is a mere 37 days away, and the AMC show has struck a deal with Banana Republic:

Kylie Checks Out Couture; Marc Jacobs' West Village Death Grip Tightens

• Kylie Minogue was in Jean Paul Gaultier's front row yesterday because she's looking for outfits for her American tour, which kicks off in October. Might we suggest this? [Elle UK]

New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold

• Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]

CFDA Awards Hit New York City In High Style