• "Since Wonder Woman has this amazing strength," explains a spokesperson, everything's oversized. Products range from $14 for fake lashes to $49.50 for "a brush set with its own metallic utility belt," and are expected to generate sales of $20m. [WWD]

• Dita Von Teese has a guest role on CSI, and was asked to wear less-revealing clothing to play a school teacher turned nightclub dancer.

• Oh-so-demure Emmy Rossum will take off her clothes in a new Showtime series called Shameless; she plays a daughter who has to raise her nine younger siblings while their father (played by William H. Macy) becomes a drunk.

I've always wanted to do one GBU which was all US-style lame, desperate, nonsensical punny one-liners about the duds. Alloy TV's Haute & Bothered Season 2 premiere at Beverly Hills' Thompson Hotel was awful enough to be a good candidate.

The Gucci party for Mary J. Blige's women's foundation, Ffawn, at Gucci's Fifth Avenue store, was mostly elegant: Serena Williams, Alicia Keys, Devon Aoki, Estelle and LeBron James all looked sweet and sharp. And then there was that tunic...

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The glitzy madness that is the Cannes Film Festival is in full swing! Yesterday, at the premiere of Blindness, which stars Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett was the one who stole the show. She was luminous and resplendent in ruffles! (Ms. Moore was weighed down by black feathers.) Who else was basking in the glare of…