I'm supremely charmed by Gabourey's quote, but someone should tell her (and I say this as a die-hard Oprah fan) that it is in fact possible that all O did was say her name over and over.
(Sometimes Oprah gets into weird little speech ticks where she repeats words or phrases with different intonations or like she's waiting for the other person to have a particular reaction. It is odd.) #jongosselin
Scimming through - Jon Jon Kate Kate Lindsey Lindsey, Quaazy Quaids OMG Sparkley Vamp and his special lady friend - AH-HA! something good. Mazel Tov Sidney Lumet!! #jongosselin
How much more oblivious can you be to your own behavior when you don't know how ridiculous you look having photographers attend your meeting with a spiritual advisor. #jongosselin
Pssst. Zack Morris. Whenever you talked into camera, that's called breaking the fourth wall. Parker Lewis knew that, but then again, he can't lose. #jongosselin
TIME OUT. Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you used to break the fourth wall all the time. Zack Morris is even mentioned in the Wikipedia entry for "fourth wall." Really - he is. TIME IN. #jongosselin
So let's see, we have Jon Gosselin either actually emotionally abusing his girlfriend or using the idea of emotionally abusing his girlfriend to profit and we have Vibe using the notoriety of an abuser to help sell magazines. I always forget that hurting women is an excellent economic stimulant.
'Scuse me, I'm going to go look for a puppy to hug or something, because it is only Monday. #jongosselin
Thank god for the tabloids to call you fat right when you let your guard down in grief over your father's death! Poor Nicole Eggert dude. For some reason I totally remember her. #jongosselin
The theater geek in me is HORRIFIED that Mark-Paul Gosselaar has made it this far in his "acting" career without knowing about the fourth wall!! #jongosselin
Gee, Nicole. It doesn't matter what you're going through in your life, whether your father is dying or your relationship has collapsed, you MUST ALWAYS LOOK AS BEAUTIFUL AS POSSIBLE. Has Baywatch taught you nothing?
Thank GOD the tabloids are there to set you straight. Tell your father to deal with cancer on his own, and enroll in a fat camp right away. #jongosselin
@deeemer: It's sad that she felt the need to list a bunch of reasons why she gained weight. Nicole, you gained some weight over the years. So what? Most of us do. If you want to lose weight, do it. If you don't, don't. Fuck what other people, especially the tabs, say. #jongosselin
Vibe is putting Chris Brown on the cover? This is great news, as I've been looking for something with which to wipe my ass this holiday season. Egg nog gives me the runs. #jongosselin
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'Scuse me, I'm going to go look for a puppy to hug or something, because it is only Monday. #jongosselin
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@Dodgergirl: Puppies to the rescue! Such a good point though, the Vibe thing made my stomach turn. #jongosselin
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