Fad detox programs have managed to convince thousands of seemingly intelligent people that a restricted diet can restore their body to a purer state. But what’s the next step for women who have already cleansed their blood, GI tracts, and chakras? Thankfully, they no longer need to rely on the time-tested combination…
At some point during the month of January, a work pal or loved one will attempt to talk you into some kind of cleanse or colonic, making pinkie-promises about how it'll "detox" your guts. Do not listen. It is pseudoscientific marketing nonsense.
"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle" reads the motto helpfully left on the pillow of each penitent doing the Ranch at Live Oak cleanse. At $800 and 1500 calories a day, easy for them to say.