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    Image of Zulkey Zulkey
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    why do people keep asking any of the Kardashians questions?
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Sarah Jessica Parker, thank you for not pretending you can "do it all."
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    Image of MomoMcgee MomoMcgee
    12/04/09

    @kookla: and where does her husband play into any of that? She makes it almost sound like she's a single mom. Step up, Bueller!
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    kookla promoted this comment MomoMcgee was starred MomoMcgee was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    12/04/09

    @MomoMcgee: I don't think they even live together anymore.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Stanley Tucci's comment is so, so sad. I didn't know that, about his wife. It explains why he doesn't want to do any press for The Lovely Bones. And why he, as Peter Jackson said, wanted to look as remotely like himself as possible in that movie.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    I regret that SJP ever filmed Sex and the City 1. I can't imagine how she feels after number two.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Angie's dress in that picture has pockets and she still looks like a stunner. Clearly she is full of win.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Dave Grohl has always struck me as a really, really nice guy.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Confused here. Is the revised marriage agreement with Tiger Woods for seven additional years or seven years total (meaning only 2 more years since they have been married for five)?

    It makes a big difference.
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    Edited by Island of Misfit Toys at 12/04/09 10:26 AM Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of TheFuriousFive TheFuriousFive
    12/04/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: An additional two years.
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    Island of Misfit Toys promoted this comment TheFuriousFive was starred TheFuriousFive was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/04/09

    @TheFuriousFive: Thanks.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Tiger Woods is allegedly offering his wife Elin $80 million to stay for seven years in a revised prenup. Worth it?

    Call me shallow, but, HELLS YES.
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    Image of iquenique iquenique
    12/04/09

    @Penny: Well, when you haven't done the groceries because rent is due and Canada Post makes two of your clients who keep saying "it's in the mail" appear like rat-faced liars, yeah, you'd like to be stuck with someone who's never home but gives you bagillions just to stay in a house.

    Where there is food.
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    Eleanor Ramilly promoted this comment iquenique was starred iquenique was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/04/09

    @Penny: Yeah- sorry world- but word.
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    Image of nobodyr nobodyr
    12/04/09

    @Penny: Staying with Tiger Woods: $80 million
    Losing dignity, public respect, sanity, sense of worth, trust, and possibly gaining diseases: Priceless
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    12/04/09

    @Penny: You and I can be shallow together.
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    12/04/09

    @Penny: call me shallow as well. At least I would know there is a roof over my kids head and i can see they will be cared for.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/04/09

    @Penny: You aren't shallow. This recession has made us all reevaluate our finances.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    12/04/09

    @nobodyr: The thing is, though, if there's anything to be lost, she's lost it whether she stays with him or not. I'd take it too.
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    Tart of Darkness promoted this comment ytuhermanotambien was starred ytuhermanotambien was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/06/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: I'm with you. And who says that she's going to have sex with him in those 2 years? I'd take the $80 mill but I wouldn't let him get any of his "naughty bits" near mine. She's better off now knowing that she's in danger of sexual diseases than she was before.

    PS Does anyone else think that photos that illustrate Tiger Woods various stories seem to make him look darker than they used to? Or did Wanda Sykes alter my consciousness permanently?
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Stanley Tucci...I love you. That's all.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/04/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I would like to be adopted by Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep so we could hang out in the kitchen eating good stuff and giggling.
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    Image of KatieBLV KatieBLV
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    First World Problems:

    "Which of my many noxious cars should I use to asphyxiate myself?"

    "I wish I got to spend more time with my children than the nanny did."

    "Look! Look at all this weight I'm losing! God, I look fantastic."

    "How do I fly my mistress half-way around the world without anyone finding out..."

    "My silly tattoos - let me show you them."

    "What should I get for the child who has everything. Hmm. A house. Yes. And then another house."

    "Celebrities are important, but how do I split my time between figuring out their problems and figuring out my problems?"
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    goodgirlrevolution promoted this comment KatieBLV was starred KatieBLV was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/04/09

    @KatieBLV: Kind of puts shit in perspective, but you forgot:

    " Are these cameras here for us, or someone more famous?"
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    12/04/09

    @KatieBLV: excellent translation.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Yay for Kim Kardashian! Quick Trim got you back down to your 9th grade weight AND you didn't even have a heart attack! Success!
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/04/09

    @GirlFailer: There is still time for the heart attack. I think I would be healthy at my 9th grade weight though. I haven't gotten taller or anything and I already had my boobs.
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    Elaken promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of Elaken Elaken
    12/04/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: I am back to my 9th grade weight and I am still overweight. Just because it was awhile ago doesn't mean it is an unhealthy weight or that she is going to keep going down. Some people have the same height and frame as they did then.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    It's unfortunate that SJP says she has a "wonderful nanny," and not something like, "Matthew Broderick and the nanny both really help out a lot."

    I dunno what I'm trying to say, but it bugs me that she says it's the conflict of every working woman. Not man. This isn't really a criticism of Sarah Jessica Parker, more of society.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    12/04/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Agreed on this as a problem for society. In SJP's case, there have been reports that they have basically split and that she is living with the children in a separate apartment. If that's true, that would explain why she wouldn't rush to praise him even if he is a good father- he isn't fully in the picture.
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    SO EXCITED about the Lovely Bones!!

    Though, Ray Singh looks pretty white in the trailer and that has potential to piss me right the fuck off, but Susan Sarandon as Grandma Lynn? Fuck. Yes.
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    Edited by HannahBethD at 12/04/09 9:21 AM HannahBethD was starred HannahBethD was unstarred
    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    12/04/09

    @HannahBethD: I feel like I'm the only one who loved that book (although, those around me who didn't like the book complained about the ending), so I'm very excited for the movie. Overall, the cast looks pretty good (except Mark Wahlberg... I still doubt his acting ability).
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    HannahBethD promoted this comment ClementinedeWinter was starred ClementinedeWinter was unstarred
    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    12/04/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: The book is seriously one of the best ones I've read in a long ass time. I adored it. At first the ending pissed me off, but the more I thought about it, it was absolutely perfect.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/04/09

    @HannahBethD: I've seen the movie and... I'm not sure. I think it will be as controversial as the novel (ie two camps of people who love it and people who hate it).
    Susan is very, very funny in it, but somehow that feels like it's not suitable for this movie. Saoirse is great - she's like a mini Cate Blanchett, I think.
    Mark Wahlberg is not bringing it home.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    I wouldn't enter into a NEW marriage for money (a la the Tomcat allegations). But if I was already married to the guy, had kids and he cheated and then offered me $80 million to stay in it until his career was over in 7 years I can imiagine the kind of life and security that would buy for the future would be very tempting.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/04/09

    @applejuice: Seriously. Everyone seems so judgy about this, but holy crap, $80 million is a lot of money. Plus she's young, so she can do whatever the hell she wants in 7 years.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/04/09

    @applejuice: Agreed on all counts.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/04/09

    @applejuice: Yes. At that point, it's a job. You know what you're there for.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    12/04/09

    @applejuice: And she might actually still love him and think it is good for the kids.
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    Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    12/04/09

    @applejuice: If I didn't have kids, then yes I'd consider it. But if I did, I just couldn't because I think it sets a really unhealthy example of a relationship/marriage for the kids.

    There has been enough research done that having decent relationship models greatly increases the chances of those kids having successful future relationships themselves, that I think the money just wouldn't be worth it.

    And her family is quite well off, so no matter what happens with Tiger it's not like she'll be living paycheck to paycheck or wondering where her children's next meal will come from.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/04/09

    In reply to Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
    Just a reminder of Polanski's "prison".
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: In a bid to make it more of a punishment, the Swiss court insisted on the chalet having only wire hangers and generic shampoo.
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    Image of Justine Justine
    12/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: That prison kicks my house's ass.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Justine was starred Justine was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/04/09

    @GreyCat: Also: rail liquor only.
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    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    12/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Wow. From the looks of it, he is going to be miserable.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment ClementinedeWinter was starred ClementinedeWinter was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: But inside he's being tortured with the comfy chair!
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I don't know, I mean he is going to have to throw lavish parties in a house that small?
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of WagaMama WagaMama
    12/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: But he won't be able to go outside to run around and yodel! "The hills are alive ...."
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment WagaMama was starred WagaMama was unstarred
    Image of ozu ozu
    12/04/09

    @PaintedTrollop: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions!
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    PaintedTrollop promoted this comment ozu was starred ozu was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/04/09

    @ozu: This is Uncle Ted in the front of the house. This is Uncle Ted in the back of the house. This is Uncle Ted at the side of the house. And this is the Spanish Inquisiton hiding behind the coal shed.
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