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    Image of shanASS shanASS
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Didn't plaid come from Scottish clans? How can anyone copyright something that was created centuries ago? #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    @shanASS: There are lots and lots of tartan patterns, most of them invented recently or just a couple of centuries ago.
    Lots of Scottish national symbols are pretty manufactured (I say that as a half Scot). #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    @bowleserised: Good to know! #aliciakeys
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Ian Falconer? Like the guy who wrote "Olivia"? #aliciakeys
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    Image of MijaMia MijaMia
    11/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: So random- my coworker knows Ian and was just in my cubicle telling me about how she has a first edition "Olivia." He is also the subject of many David Hockney works. #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    @MijaMia: well, he writes great books. #aliciakeys
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Oh my fucking G! I saw a Rodarte for Target dress in Glamour and it was RIDICULOUS! I don't know if they will make them large enough to fit my fat ass but I am tempted just to buy it in order to fondle it in my closet from time to time. #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Tom Ford and my former best-friend in college are apparently two petits pois in a pod.

    She too was a raging francofile before she embarked on a junior-year study-abroad adventure in France. But her experience in the olde country traumatized her to no end. She loathed how narrow the roads were, how cramped the apartments were, she hated that French people smoked everywhere, she hated how university courses were held in huge halls with amphitheater seating, she hated, hated, hated everything with incandescent fury. One of her major peeves, as I recall, was that people wouldn't obsessively brush their teeth after a meal. I believe she had a nervous breakdown once when she went on a dinner date with a French boy who ate garickly snails, smoked a cigarette and then attempted to kiss her.

    A bit of-thread, I guess, but maybe somewhat educational to francofiles who expect La Patrie to be this endless field of lavender blossoms where attractive people bounce around and frolic with unicorns. #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    @snugbug: Please, not again that old cliche that French people don't bathe and brush their teeth! #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I was merely recounting a tale of An American in Paris, as it was passed down to me. In my personal experience on the terrain, many of these things are true, but not bothersome. Au contraire, they're charming to me and just part of what makes France France and the French French. Though I'm European-born to begin with and would never imagine that living in France resembles a chapter from "A Movable Feast."

    I guess I was trying to illustrate by way of anecdote that many Americans often have this fantasy mental landscape of France beforehand, and then get disillusioned when the reality doesn't match it. I obviously failed.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/10/09

    @snugbug: No worries, I got it it was your friend with the misconceptions, not you! #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Luella is closing.

    NOOOO!!!! #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Does Forever 21 sell anything that's NOT a knock-off? Besides like bobby pins? #aliciakeys
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Tom Ford shaving off his eyebrows in a mescaline-induced fit is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. It's heartening to know that even fashion icons can succumb to hallucinogen and their magical power of persuasion. Now excuse me while I go back to laughing uncontrollably at that image. #gettypic
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Instead of saying, "that's the pot calling the kettle black" I'm going to say, "That's like Express calling Forever 21 unoriginal." #gettypic
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    11/10/09

    @RenoMartini: Major LOL! I remember when Trovata sued Forever 21 for knocking off their duds--a total laugh riot, because Trovata was (still is? I believe those four foxy surfer boys called it quits a while back) a knock-off label par excellence. #gettypic
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    Image of legs benedict legs benedict
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    I want that Rodarte skeleton dress so intensely. Gah. #gettypic
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    Image of SlayBelle SlayBelle
    11/10/09

    @legs benedict: You and me both, sister. What's the chance of the sizing being appropriate for adult women?

    Trick question! There's no chance at all. #gettypic
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    11/10/09

    @SlayBelle: My boobs never fit into sheath dresses. Sighh. #aliciakeys
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    Image of SlayBelle SlayBelle
    11/10/09

    @legs benedict: Mine either. Maybe I'll buy the dress and hang it on the wall to sigh at wistfully.

    Not that I've ever done that before. Or anything. #aliciakeys
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Diane Von Furstenberg dropped a few dresses off with Ikram Goldman during a recent trip to Chicago. We all know what that means!
    Can someone please elaborate, because we don't all know what that means. She's getting them dry cleaned?
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    Edited by linnyt is a walking cliché at 11/10/09 11:45 AM linnyt is a walking cliché was starred linnyt is a walking cliché was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/10/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: That DVF is angling for Michelle Obama to wear her dresses. Ikram is apparently Ms. O's favorite boutique.. #gettypic
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    Image of Sev Sev
    11/10/09

    @snugbug: Ah! thank you! I read that and thought "I don't know what that means" and felt all left out and sad.

    Great, now I need bread. #gettypic
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    Jenna promoted this comment Sev was starred Sev was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @Sev: I'm sorry! I should remember that not everyone exists in a world of wall-to-wall fashion coverage, 83% of which is to do with Michelle Obama, the designers she is wearing, and Ikram Goldman. #aliciakeys
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    After this latest round of lawsuits, anyone who wants to outfit themselves in all Forever 21 will find themselves scantily plaid. #gettypic
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: I LOL'd. And I don't just mean I, like, "LOL"-LOL'd. I actually laughed, right here at my desk. #aliciakeys
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    11/10/09

    @Jenna: This totally made my day! Woo hoo! #aliciakeys
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    Image of RustyHeadedGirl RustyHeadedGirl
    08/25/09

    In reply to Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
    OK, I know I'm probably in the minority here but as a somewhat crafty person who likes shiny things I'll admit that I paused at the American Apparel scraps item. And maybe took a little gander at the website. DON'T JUDGE.
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    Jenna promoted this comment RustyHeadedGirl was starred RustyHeadedGirl was unstarred
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    08/25/09

    @RustyHeadedGirl is back in Miami!: Dude, buy cheapie offcuts from a fabric store. Or scour garage sales for old fabrics and yarns. It'll be cheaper and there'll be more variety so you won't end up with a sack o' spangled jersey. Trust me, I sew.
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    08/25/09

    @Jenna: I know. $8 for a bag of scraps is ridiculous. I could get a crate of scraps from my mom for free. I just had to look to satisfy my own curiosity.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
    I'm glad someone is defending our right to call other women skanks!
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/25/09

    In reply to Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
    Doesn't anyone else remember reading that long footnote in the Federalist Papers where James Madison goes on and on about how Brutus is, like, such a ho? And then of course next month Robert Yates was all like, Nuh uh, you're a big fat skank, Publius, and everyone knows it!

    This statement deserves cupcakes. I will start on that forthwith!!
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    08/25/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: OMG YOU AWESOME SKANKY CUPCAKE-HO-BAKING WHORESKANK.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/25/09

    In reply to Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
    Admittedly, that Penguin thing from WS is adorable and were I a millionaire, I'd probably buy one just to display in my kitchen. Also admittedly, I would gnaw off my own finger to have a collection of Hermes enamel bracelets. I fucking lust after those things and I don't even like jewelry. Oh one more thing: Petit Bateau makes plain white t-shirts for wee lads 'n lasses. As far as I know, American clothing people don't offer baby clothes that aren't emblazoned with such barfy statements as "Little Squirt" or whatever. I used to nanny for some French people and their little dude had a lot of PB clothing. Trust me when I say that there are few things cuter than a three-year-old in a white t-shirt and baggy cargo shorts. Especially if said three-year-old has a French accent and owns a scarf and a dressy top coat. Squee.
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