Christina Shills For Karan; Target Sells Footie PJs For Adults

Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?

• For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:

WWCCD? (What Would Coco Chanel Drive?)

Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed

• Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]

Chris Brown Sued For Assault; Prince Harry Arriving In U.S.

• Chris Brown is being sued for assault and battery, but not by anyone you know:

Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen

• Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:

Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Pregnant; Carrie Prejean's Brother Is "Not A Skinhead"

• Lindsay Lohan ended a relationship with a woman a month ago and has been accused of being too thin... so clearly she's pregnant. She's also supposedly distraught because she doesn't know who the daddy is.

Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?

• Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:

Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?

• Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]