Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Fit In

There exist among us, walking around as if they were also smelly animals, beings who do not produce any underarm odor, yet still insist on using deodorant, the better to hide their secret odor neutrality from the rest of the foul-smelling world. Some of these strange creatures might not even realize just how odorless… » 1/17/13 10:00am 1/17/13 10:00am

Armpit Sock Puppets Will Grope You and Discuss Racism While Hawking…

Jenni Pulos and her pair of sock puppets would like to pounce on you in an urban jungle and mercilessly hawk some new Secret Outlast deodorant while also groping your breasts. Is that cool? Doesn't matter! Jenni Pulos and her puppets will do it anyway because they need to tell you the good news — disliking white marks … » 10/09/12 4:00pm 10/09/12 4:00pm