Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins
- If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]
Is Joan Rivers Too Old To Do Stand-Up?
I went to see Joan Rivers do a stand-up set at The Cutting Room in NYC this week. She spent her time cutting up celebrities ("Michael J. Fox is better in bed now that he has Parkinson's"), herself ("My breasts are so low, I kick them when I walk"), and Sarah Palin ("That baby isn't retarded. He's
tired! That kid…
Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married
- Ellen DeGeneres is so psyched about the California Supreme Court ruling regarding gay marriage that she's gonna get hitched to longtime love Portia de Rossi. Woohoo! It would be kind of awesome if they did it on TV. And then danced! [TMZ]
- Pregnant Angelina Jolie will be looking "sexy" on the July cover of Vanity Fair;…
Loose Lips
When Miley Cyrus told Vanity Fair her favorite show was Sex and the City, "sources" tell People that Miley forgot to mention that she only watches the "sanitized" TBS version and that Miley's mom doesn't even let HBO in their squeaky clean Christian household. Riiiiiight. • Class act Dennis Rodman was busted yesterday…
Loose Lips
Woa there, Lily Allen . Lil' allegedly said to a group of photographers last night in London that she "has a 'really good mouth' for and is the 'best in London' for...blow jobs." Sounds like Lily can do more than just "Smile"! • Carmen Electra is engaged to Korn guitarist and tattoo enthusiast Rob Patterson. There's…
