Oh, Make Me Over/I'm All I Want To Be

[Miami, October 14. Image via Splash.]

Jon & Kate Plus Dennis Rodman?; Pattinson Says He Can't Find A Girlfriend

• Michael Lohan says Jon Gosselin is trying to get out of his TLC contract to appear on his new show Divorced Dads Club and hinted that a few famous former sports stars/single dads may be joining them.

Rihanna Cancels "Comeback" Concert; Madonna's Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely

• Rihanna's May 28 concert in the Middle East, the first since the Chris Brown assault, has been cancelled. The promoter says, "it is not appropriate timing for her." [Neon Limelight]

Heidi Montag Plans To Unleash Miniature Spencer Pratt Army On The World

• Oh, yikes. According to Stephanie Pratt her brand new sister-in-law, Heidi Montag wants "four boys, four Spencer Pratts!" Creepy flesh colored beard enthusiasts across the country are no doubt celebrating this slightly terrifying news. [USWeekly]

Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins

• If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]

Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff

• Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining: