• In what TMZ is billing as the "Decline of Western Civilization," Khloe Kardashian toured the White House and met President Obama today.

• Spencer Pratt says he didn't question Heidi Montag's decision to have 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day because, "I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband – not her owner."

• Mischa Barton has been filming a guest spot as a hooker on Law & Order: SVU, and a source says her one scene took 10 hours.

• Madonna is "said" to have consulted doctors about having another child; seems she wants Brazilian boy Jesus Luz to be the father.

• Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina crashed a Golden Globes party thrown by The New York Times Style Magazine. Oh, and:

• Two women sued Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who performed 10 surgeries on Heidi Montag in one day, for malpractice. One underwent multiple procedures at once like Heidi, and both claim he didn't explain the risks before surgery.

• Mad Men isn't on the air right now, but Jon Hamm will be on your TV!

• MTV's breakout hit Jersey Shore will be back for another summer. Vinny spilled to a reporter:

• A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
• Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]

• Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]

• Of course a Nicole Richie clothing line was inevitable. It's called Winter Kate, and it will be hitting stores next February. [WWD]
• The full Jimmy Choo for H&M lookbook is out. [Daily Mail]

• Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"

• Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.

[New York, September 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Jewel is hitched! She eloped to the Bahamas and married her man, rodeo champ Ty Murray. The bride wore a wedding gown, the groom wore blue jeans and a cowboy hat. They've been together for more than ten years. Congrats. [People]
• Morgan Freeman was released from a Memphis hospital yesterday following that serious car…

[Los Angeles, June 4. Image via Film Magic.]

The two doctors who were investigated by the Feds in Heath Ledger's accidental overdose were cleared of all charges. Agents determined that while the doctors did prescribe meds to Ledger, they did not give him the drugs that contributed to his death. • Paper magazine listed the top ten worst nude film scenes of all…

Today's Women's Wear Daily features an impressively-long article about Celebutantes, the story of "26-year-old Lola Santisi, daughter of an Oscar-winning director and a former model, who's working as a brand ambassador for an up-and-coming designer vying to dress a celebrity for the Oscars." Written by…