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Loose Lips You know that rumor we told you yesterday about Amy Poehler being on The Office spinoff? Rumor confirmed! Poehler tells the AP: "I can kind of confirm that I will be working in some capacity on that show…I don't really have any other details yet." Tease! • Mischa Barton is talking about her DUI. "That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested…I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with." BURN! • Denise Richards went to court this morning to get an emergency order restricting ex-husband Charlie Sheen's access to their two children, TMZ reports. The judge denied the request. God, those poor, poor babies. [Us, People, TMZ]

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have A Quickie

  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend in Mexico and you didn't. (PS: They stayed at Casa Aramara, the sprawling home owned by Girls Gone Wild dude Joe Francis.) [People]
  • Jen and John are already back in L.A. [E!]
  • Amy Winehouse fainted yesterday and was taken to the hospital "as a precaution." Her dad says "she's fine." [People]
  • Um, E! is saying that Heidi Klum's new tattoo says "Seal." Can't see it. At all. [E!]
  • Lindsay Lohan's been on the set of Labor Pains for a week and so far, so good.
    A producer says: "We were a little bit reluctant to work with her, but she's been amazing." The girl has gotten it together. [People]
  • Oh, and LL did not submit herself for an Emmy — but Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and Mary-Kate Olsen are in the race. [L.A. Times]
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9:00 AM on Tue Jun 17 2008
By Dodai
5,580 views, 128 comments

Latest by ethnicwoman: Tilt your head to the left. It sort of looks like "Seal," perhaps it is meant to be encoded. more »

poor little richards

E! Tries To Take The High Road By Blurring Out Vibrators

Last night on Denise Richards: It's Complicated, Denise's girlfriends surprised her with a Passion Party (one of those in-home sex toy demonstration/sales parties). The sales woman, oddly enough, looks just like my Aunt Joanie, who, BTW, makes a living doing in-home candle sales parties for a company called Party Lites. But that personal creepiness aside, what struck me most about this whole thing is that they blurred out some of the more "offensive" sex toys, probably the ones that look most like penises. Why is it that E! will willingly show Kim Kardashian's bare ass, but not an inanimate object? Also, I watch E! all the time, and have seen plenty of dicks on there, namely, Ryan Seacrest.

6:30 PM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By Slut Machine
5,634 views, 50 comments

Latest by n/a: Yes Passion Parties are lots of fun and entertaining. I am a Passion Party Consultant, if you are too shy to have an in home party with your friends you can also go online and shop at www.passionfever.net more »

faking it

We All Love Happy Hookers Because We Are All Hookers

Heather Havrilesky, writing on Salon today, has spoken to my soul. Unlike Heather, I can profess no real reality TV obsession, unless you're going to talk about Dirty Jobs, which isn't even so much an obsession with Dirty Jobs as it is unrequited love for Mike Rowe, so I'll admit that I'll likely never watch Denise Richards: It's Complicated and I'm certainly not going to pay for premium cable to watch Secret Diary of a Call Girl, both of which she liked well enough for fluff. This, however, isn't really about that. It's about how Heather, not even knowing me, has realized the deep extent of my intellectual whoredom, and has told me that I am not alone. More »

11:30 AM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By Megan Carpentier
7,755 views, 153 comments

Latest by Riff_Randell: Guys. I'm late to the party here, because I just got back from my very first "real job," after 5+ hours of slideshow hell and a tour of the cubicle farm. This post ... this post is resonating with me. This more »

snap judgment

Denise Richards: "No Honey, You Have To Force Your Smile For A Staged Photo-Op"

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As pointed out earlier, Lycia Naff, the People magazine writer who Denise Richards called a cunt has an IMDb profile filled with a lot of bit parts, but there's one small role she's played that was very memorable. (Click Lycia to find out! BTW, it's kinda NSFW.) [ONTD]

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poor little richards

Denise Richards Tries To Win Over Celebrity Journalist; Calls Her A "C-nt"

At first we kinda thought that Denise Richards: It's Complicated, the E! reality show about the actress, was super boring. But we we're glad we decided to tune in again this week, because things just got way more interesting. Denise, who was torn apart in the press over her divorce from Charlie Sheen and her very public affair with her former friend Heather Locklear's estranged husband Richie Sambora, made a very ill-advised decision to go try to talk to a journalist — Lycia Naff, a writer for People — face to face. The meeting didn't go well, and Denise ended up calling the woman a "cunt" before storming out of her office. It was shocking because, unlike the scenes on most "reality" shows, this actually felt real. But who knows, because interestingly, Lycia has an IMDb profile.

12:00 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By Slut Machine
12,296 views, 108 comments

Latest by n/a: Yeah, well, Denise, you know, your daughters might be a bit fucking embarrased when they see the lengths you go to to get a non existent carreer back on its feet by including everyone in a reality show. more »

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$52,000 A Month Isn't Enough For Denise Richards

  • Charlie Sheen's friends are calling Denise Richards a liar: She says she's doing a reality show to make money and support her children; they say she "gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids." Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support and previously received $60,000 a month (tax-free) for two years in alimony. Anybody think they could give it a try and raise two kids on that awfully paltry sum? [Page Six]

  • Also something about Denise wanting to use Charlie as a sperm donor but frankly, these two don't interest me at all. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding photo! WTF is that dog wearing? [People]
  • Jodie Foster dumped her lesbian lover after falling for another woman on a film set! Apparently Jodie cheated on movie producer girlfriend Cydney Bernard with screenwriter Cindy Mort. Scandal! [The Sun]
  • Jessica Alba's secret wedding Monday "surprised even good friends." [People]
  • Four witnesses have identified the young woman on video in the R. Kelly trial. The defense says maybe R Kelly's head was digitally added to someone else's body. [Yahoo News]
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9:00 AM on Thu May 22 2008
By Dodai
6,470 views, 180 comments

Latest by onestrawplz: @katekate: no one at NYU understands the film students. more »

poor little richards

Denise Richards Seems Sophisticated When Compared To Charlie Sheen

Denise Richards appeared on Larry King Live last night to promote her new reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. She's hoping the show will dispel rumors and improve her public image, which was has been pooped all over due to her very public divorce from Charlie Sheen, and her subsequent relationship with Richie Sambora, the estranged husband of Richards' onetime friend Heather Locklear. Say what you will about her, but she won us over, at least a little bit, when the subject of her troubled relationship with Charlie Sheen was brought up. While Sheen is running his mouth off to the folks at Extra about matters that should be kept private, Richards took the high road, and remained diplomatic.

2:30 PM on Tue May 20 2008
By Slut Machine
4,456 views, 104 comments

Latest by n/a: She took the high road this time. But it's kind of undercut by her reality show. Seriously, when has anything positive or classy come out of a reality television show. Plus, she'll have to relive the horror of this nasty more »

Loose Lips RuPaul will host a drag queen reality competition on Logo called RuPaul's Drag Race. Let the vogue-ing begin! • Contrary to this morning's rumors, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are definitely dunzo. Now reps are still denying the fissure, though. Soooo whatever. •Denise Richards is "speaking out" about her relationship with Richie Sambora, and she says their public canoodling had nothing to do with the demise of his marriage to Heather Locklear. "I did not interfere with their marriage," Richards says. [Towleroad, Us, People]

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Mariah Carey E-Mails Vogue Editor From Honeymoon

  • [Mariah Carey] is very happy. I've spoken with her and she is superb. She is over the moon. I received an email from her [Monday] and she is so happy. She really sounds like someone on her honeymoon." — Andre Leon Talley. Talley also says the wedding happened so quickly he "didn't have the time to offer her any style tips!" Underminer. [People]
  • Britney Spears' progress impressed the court yesterday. She will now get three days of supervised visitation a week; within a month she should get overnight visits. Stay the course, girl! [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan has another job! She'll star in Labor Pains, a comedy about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant to avoid being fired. Yay for her; boo for another damn knocked up movie. Is that all women are good for? [Page Six]
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9:00 AM on Wed May 7 2008
By Dodai
4,481 views, 95 comments

Latest by whateverhappened: Nicky Hilton always seemed like the nice, put-together one. But now she's starting to seem as bitchy and superficial as Paris. more »

missdemeanors

"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, everyone is a transvestite, according to the usual offenders: Brooke Shields' "legs finally gaveout from the weight of her testicles", while Khloe Kardashian and Brooke Hogan should "swap tips on shaving their testicles." Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »

5:00 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Jessica
16,825 views, 49 comments

missdemeanors

"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Another great week of woman-bashing on the internet, you guys. Fergie's gender gets questioned — as does the gender of Julie Andrews. What has she ever done to anyone? Besides playing beloved icons Mary Poppins and Fraulein Maria? In addition: Denise Richards "used to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on earth," Kelly Clarkson is too fat to be naked and Kim Kardashian looks like a tranny call girl. Sigh. The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. (And, because these sites rely on readers and suck the life out of them the way parasites rely on hosts, all sentences today will be parasitic infestations.) More »

5:00 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Dodai
16,413 views, 57 comments

Latest by n/a: @crushdmb, @SpicyTamale IMO, Kelly Clarkson's problem is that she dresses all wrong for her body. She needs to get a stylist who doesn't put her in low pants that hit her hips at just the right point to make them look more »

snap judgment

Denise Richards Lets One Rip (Tide)

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Denise Richards: (YSL) Bag Lady

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Denise Richards Pays Her Dues

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Jessica Simpson Needs Cranberry Juice, Stat

  • Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for a minor kidney infection. Did she pick up something in Kuwait? Ow, ow, ow. [TMZ]
  • Oh, she's already out of the hospital. And "doing fine." [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse is moving — for the third time in four months — because her new flat has "demons." [The Sun]
  • Despite what you may have heard, Johnny Depp will not be shilling for Magnum condoms. [Portƒolio]
  • Denise Richards: "I'll never talk about weight around [my daughters]. And they'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies." She will, however, include them in her new reality show! [People]
  • Jennifer Aniston has formed a film company called Echo Films with producing partner Kristin Hahn. (Aniston was previously a partner in Brad Pitt's film company, Plan B.) [Variety]
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9:00 AM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Dodai
5,195 views, 140 comments

Latest by BoredButNoLongerInNH: @TrixieBelden: Ghost Hunters is the best...last week's episode was downright creepy (far creepier than I had ever before seen) @DorothyZbornak: I'm wicked excited for Saturday night! I cannot wait for the college basketball stuff to be over, it was never a more »

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Heidi's New Single As Naturally Beautiful As She Is

  • Listen to Heidi Montag's earsplittting new single, "No More," at your own risk. It sounds like this: You said I was the reason why we couldn't work out but it was all a lie...Ar ar ar ai ai ah ah blah dah dah, except in like, dolphin language. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan reportedly left a series of phone messages for Calum Best that were all, "I can't believe you would ever fucking do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have fucking trusted you." Hey Linds! Didja hear? That's not you in the BJ clip! [The Sun]
  • A judge is upholding the conservatorship of Britney Spears, despite some random lawyer's appeal. [Yahoo News]
  • Britney kept her sunglasses on during rehearsals for How I Met Your Mother. Very professional. [MSNBC]
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9:00 AM on Tue Mar 25 2008
By Dodai
5,536 views, 144 comments

Latest by n/a: actually I have been completely loving lipstick jungle, but that is probably just because I am a fashion designer and its not portrayed as dramatically as some shows do. more »

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