Some Political Parties Aren't Even Worth The Free Pinot Noir, Prophylactics

Last night was my first night on the convention party beat and I hoped for something along the lines of our Unconventional Conventionaire » 8/26/08 12:40pm 8/26/08 12:40pm, what with funny anecdotes and cute guys and booze and fun. But I either have horrible timing, or the invitations to the wrong parties, or shitty luck, or all of the above because‚Ķ