Loyal Man Shoots Everyone Who Wouldn't Sing 'Happy Birthday' to His Boo

Delonte Thomas’ first mistake in trying to be the best boyfriend he could be was to hijack the birthday party of a friend and demand that his own girlfriend be serenaded with “Happy Birthday.” His second mistake was trying to kill everyone who didn’t comply.

Loyal Man Shoots Everyone Who Wouldn't Sing 'Happy Birthday' to His Boo

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