In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, get a look inside Barbra Streisand's "elegant barn," Tyra makes her "directorial debut," and Isaac Mizrahi tells his QVC co-host to shut up.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sniff the tabloids, searching for the sweet aroma of gossip. Today, Tony Parker's accused of sending "hundreds" of suspicious texts, while Angelina and Brad prepare for a New Year's wedding.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I make the weekly tabloids turn their head and cough. Today, John Mayer has a "sizzling" hookup with a Food Network star, Pink is pregnant and Kendra needs a shrink.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to satisfy our cravings for "news" with the weekly tabloids. This week: Pregnant Mariah can haz cheeseburger; Heidi and Spencer mooch off his parents; and Tish Cyrus is the "ultimate groupie."

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked — and fucked over — Olivia Munn.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Michaele Salahi tries to say she left the State Dinner because she didn't like the food, Kathie Lee Gifford gets sexually scary with Andy Cohen, and a scarecrow outrages a community.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for pearls of truth in oceans of magazines. This week, Angelina Jolie's former drug dealer gets a moment in the spotlight, J-Woww gets a makeunder and Obama gets old.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Oz and Oprah pop the world's biggest pimple, Wendy Williams deep fries one of her wigs, and Michaele Salahi tries her hardest to cry.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I bask in sunny rays of gossip. This week: The Jolie-Pitt kids curse in French; Katie wanders Prague saddened by Scientology; Jennifer Grey is awesome; Rachel Zoe is pregnant.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, bisexual apes on Oprah, Dr. Oz answers a question about a sleeping vagina, and an 82-year-old woman says "fuck" on the evening news.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I pick through the trash of the weekly tabloids, trying to find good scraps of gossip. This week: Death, nose jobs, bullying, free furniture, Hollywood Hobos and a pink pussycat.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the Sister Wives define the normalcy of their sex lives, Oprah has a crooked toe, and Tina Fey reveals who she thinks was the worst-ever host of SNL.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup! Today we learn about John Travolta's (literally) steamy gay sex; how Jennifer Aniston's been "sport fucking" some dude; and the alleged size of The Situation's penis. (Small.)

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the legends are dominating our TV sets. Liza Minnelli laughs at her encephalitis! Barbara Walters eats a feather boa! Elaine Stritch yells at a studio audience! Aretha Franklin scratches her butt!

Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, the game in which Margaret and I read the weekly tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week David Beckham allegedly paid a "Bosnian bombshell" $10,000 for sex; she snipes, "I wasn't impressed."

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dolly Parton makes Nate Berkus cry, Teresa Giudice goes on Dr. Phil to talk about racial stereotyping, Barbara Walters is at her best when she's around children.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I go on a tabloid-only diet! Today, Ashton's accused of cheating on Demi (again); Snooki talks about her anorexia and body image troubles; and Angelina is ruining her kids' lives.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Naomi Campbell is a huge Real Housewives fan, Fantasia gets real with Wendy Williams about her suicide attempt, and Jerry Lewis is a grumpy old man.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our weekly collection of tabloid trash. Today we learn Brad joined the Mile High Club with a French model, Snooki is having a lesbian fling, and The Situation is gunning to be Sarah Palin's son-in-law.

In this week's abbreviated, holiday-weekend compilation of pop culture crap, strippers protest a church, Nancy Grace cracks nuts, and Aerosmith's Steven Tyler has an elaborate manicure.