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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/11/09

    In reply to Sneak Peek: James Franco Joins General Hospital Cast
    I haven't watched a soap since the days when my college roommate used to TAPE (not DVR, tape) All My Children, but I think I might watch this just for the crazy. #jamesfrancogeneralhospital
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Sneak Peek: James Franco Joins General Hospital Cast
    He's like an emo Basquiat? #jamesfrancogeneralhospital
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/11/09

    In reply to Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
    Or it could be that an unmarried couple is not allowed to adopt, so they're dancing around that. #angelinajolie
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    11/11/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: That's what I'd assume. Lots of countries start out adopting to qualified interested parents, and then slowly narrow the scope to knock off the gays, the "partners" and then single people. Ethiopia was one of the recent examples.

    Though the Syria thing surprises me and makes the whole story suspect. Egypt just imprisoned two foreign families for adopting, because adoption's not recognized by law. I don't remember Syria being on any of the lists I looked at when I was researching. #angelinajolie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Is it just me, or does Mel Gibson's girlfriend look like Octomom on that OK! cover? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    crazy me but i'm a little worried for that bunny. that boy seems too young for a pet like that. unless they have a nanny for the bunny? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @msAnthrope: I completely agree - I used to volunteer at a rabbit rescue, and trying to convince people that rabbits are not good pets for children is almost impossible. So many people would tell me that they wanted a "starter" pet...

    Rabbits are very fragile. If you pick a rabbit up wrong you can break their back. They are difficult to care for properly - far more so than cats or dogs (in my opinion anyway). They need lots and lots of exercise, especially if they live in a cage. They chew everything.

    They are terrible pets for kids. But fantastic pets in general. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @alwayswrite: Yes, my daughter wanted one, and I felt that, at five, she was too young. The rabbit woman at the Human Society agreed, saying they recommend that kids be 9 or 10 before they get a rabbit. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @alwayswrite: And when you get tired of them they are very tasty! Louisiana Backbay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise a la Antoine anyone? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @fuckingoldman: That is an amazing reference. You win at life. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Thank you my friend, Bugs knows all. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @RedLantern: A dog would be so much better for a five year old! Assuming, of course, the parents took on the responsibility for caring for it. Bunnies are awesome pets for adults though, I really love my rabbit. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I love the number placement on Life&Style so I read it as "Sarah Palin's 4th worst nightmare" #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

    Jen gets drunk and calls Chateau Mirval in the middle of the night

    Please let this be true. Can you imagine? I'm picturing Jen getting all Neely O'Hara on Angie, screaming something like "I'm not everyone! I don't have to live by stinking rules set down for ordinary people!" #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite:

    friended for the neely o'hara reference! #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: If Angie is as fake as these magazines say, I fully expect Jen to track her down, rip off her wig and scream "HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!"

    Hearted both of you for Neely O'Hara appreciation. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: That makes three. Hilarious. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The only thing I can deduce from RPattz' handwriting is that it looks like he was a leftie who was forced to write with his right hand in elementary school. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The In Touch cover should read "Warning: Unprotected Famewhoring May Lead To Pregnancy." #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Of all the things that made me laugh out loud in this spread, "Its a BUNNY!" was definitely the best. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    OH MY GOD! I just realized while reading the Life and Style breakdown - Does anyone else think they are turning Angelina Jolie into Rebecca from Daphne DuMaurier's Rebecca?

    #nerdrants #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: Genius! But who will be Mrs. Danvers?! #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @lilbobbytables: How do you mean? She's not living up to the last woman, who was perfect? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @tundrababe: Rebecca was the first wife. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @lilbobbytables: Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot about the names. :-p #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    11/11/09

    In reply to Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
    I'm getting extremely annoyed and borderline offended that people are insinuating that having an addictive personality/OCD means you can't possibly have lots of children because you want them.

    Are any of ya'll Ms. Jolie's mental health care provider? No? Then please, refrain from armchair psychology. It just makes life harder for those of us who do deal with OCD/addiction. #angelinajolie
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/11/09

    @HannahBethD: My favorite is the comment that "It doesn't take a degree in psychiatry..."

    Yes, actually it does. More than that, it takes actually interacting with the patient. Who knew Frist was a Jezebel?

    #science!
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    Image of AlmostDream AlmostDream
    11/11/09

    @HannahBethD: Agreed. Commentors would lose their shit if someone implied that a woman who didn't want any children had a mental disorder. And yet a woman who chooses to have more than three is apparently a hoarder and/or has OCD.

    People can make choices different than yours without being "crazy". #angelinajolie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I like how, according to the tabloids, Brad Pitt has no personality or free will, whatsoever. A pretty woman tells him to do something and he does it! It must be nice to not have to think for yourself or have any responsibilities for your own actions.

    Seriously, the next time I mess up at work, I'll just say, "Angelina Jolie made me do it!" and all will be forgiven. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    So now that they've drained the Jon & Kate cash cow, back to pitting women against each other! Evil Angie! Poor Jen! Oh, and Brad is just an innocent bystander.

    EPIC FAIL. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/11/09

    @ElleL: "Pitting!" I see what you did there. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/11/09

    @Never_Nude: :)

    Love your name! #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Wait, moldy berries HAVE to be worse than freezer-burned ice cream, right?

    This is the first time I have ever read this feature, because I am on hold. It made my head spin. #angelinajolieadopting
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