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graham_but_not_a_cracker
11/04/08

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"Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital. It seems to be related to the chest infection she had last week. Or her emphysema." Or her drug addiction. Or her self-mutilation. Or her drug related skin disorder. Or her drug related malnutrition. Or her (drug related?) heartache. Oh Blakey.
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BytheSea
11/03/08

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Actually there was a sex scene with Robin Williams; it's in Fran Drescher's first biography. (Yeah, she's written two.) The words "picking hairs off my body" were used. Also, they dispensed with the jock strap or whatever b/c it wouldn't stay in place.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/03/08

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My boyfriend says that Hannah Hodson (Pink-accosting reporter) has a reputation for being quite a bitch; she used to be a political reporter, and was always storming around Wellington looking grumpy as fuck.
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Tits.McGee
11/03/08

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3 Paris Hilton items... why??
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lalaland13
11/03/08

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Scientology is about the only religion where I would ever feel comfortable making a blanket statement like this, but shut up, Jenna. It's not the same thing. Vitamins don't cure depression.
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cheetahtorpeedah
11/03/08

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"I thought I was the coolest guy in the world but really I was just a jackass." - Mark Wahlberg

wait- in the spirit of honesty, Marky, shouldn't you have said, "I am the coolest guy in the world and I'm really just a jackass"? That just seems more right.
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ImpossibleCheeseburgerPie
11/03/08

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They read from second-graders journals at the nephew's memorial service? Oh my god. That would have killed me. I cried just reading about it.
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fluxus flucker
11/03/08

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Stoner guys are so NOT my type, but Seth Rogan keeps giving me the giggles. He's turning me into a stoner girl, who doesn't smoke weed!
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Easybreezy
11/03/08

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Um, I'm not sure if it's accurate to compare the "plight" of rich-ass Scientologist celebrities to the um, real struggles of say, early Christian martyrs or the Jews.

It...is....not the same.
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the.bleach
11/03/08

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RE: Halle Barre's comment on Kate Winslet: WTF? Halle is jealous that Kate pees naked? Geez, does she shower naked too?
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the.bleach
11/03/08

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Mer, I am embarrassed to ask, but what was Pax??
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/03/08

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I'll tellya, if someone wanted to pay me that kind of money to work out for a film, and I had only that to do and could relax if I wasn't too tired to remain conscious, I would do it in a second. It sounds a lot better than my current life, paid peanuts to do sixty things, none of it very well, and never sleep without feeling like I should be staying up to do more of it.
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SisterSonny
11/03/08

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I love Mickey Rourke. I care not what he looks like now. He's (yes, I have to say it) AWESOME!
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ineffable.me
11/03/08

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Haha Jenna Elfman: I've seen the illiterate become literate. HAHAHAHA. that is seriously the funniest thing ive ever heard.

ITS A MIRACLE YOU GUYS. A MIRACLE
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10.monkeys.on.bikes
11/03/08

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omfg i didn't know they were making a movie out of the video game Prince of Persia. Love that game, and always thought that CG prince was so hot. Jake the right choice? Uh i don't know.
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