Deez Nuts once had more support than the majority of the Republican party (at least in North Carolina). But according to a new poll, Deez Nuts isn’t the new, fresh, hilarious prank it once was—in fact, not by a long shot. Now, it is an old prank. An old, withered, hairless prank.
On Friday, a major moment in the 2016 election season happened with little to no fanfare: one candidate endorsed another for the Democratic nomination.
Registered presidential candidate Deez Nuts is polling at nine percent in North Carolina, according to Public Policy Polling — only 13 points away from current leader in the Republican field, Donald Trump.
Presidential candidate Deez Nuts, who filed in Iowa last week on the independent ticket, already has a slight edge in the polls. Public Policy Polling has found that despite much of the country’s unfamiliarity with Nuts’s platform, a full 8% of Americans say they would vote for him over Clinton and Trump.
After much anticipation, Deez Nuts (I-Iowa) has declared his intent to run for President.
Hey, just wondering, how often do you eat nuts? Like, are you the kind of nuts fan who eats them all the time or do you just eat them every once in a while? Like, do you grab a handful of nuts once a day? Once a week? Do you only eat nuts on airplanes? If you’re a big fan of nuts, have I got some great news: Science…