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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    "...Drums aren't commercial, but I like drums."

    I don't know why, but that quote cracked me up.

    Awesome couch, btw. #timothyoulton
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    Uh, VINTAGE MILITARY STUFF?? What on earth is man-centric about that? I know of several women who would go mad to have vintage regimental drums in their house. I live in a total 'man cave' with my bf, and I love it. The whole house is basically a hard drive (his), we have many game consoles (his), scores of books with the word 'war' the title (all mine), four computers (ours), Guitar Hero equipment in the corner (his), many fine bottles of port (ours), and our artwork is: a framed 'Keep Calm and Carry On' poster (mine), a framed blow-up of the original Soviet battle plans for the battle of Stalingrad (also mine) and a canvas print of Banksy's 'Turf Wars', which is Churchill with a mohawk (his). It rules! Gendered rules for interior design are lame. #timothyoulton
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/12/09

    @rah29: A house is not a home without a(n inactive) Claymore. #timothyoulton
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    Yikes. This stuff makes me yearn for Laura Ashley. And I hate Laura Ashley. #timothyoulton
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    That couch is the ugliest effin' thing I have ever seen, and I don't need a cooch to know that- just eyes. #timothyoulton
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    Ugh, a friend of mine got married recently and when they bought a house (like, five minutes after the wedding) she was so excited that there was room for a man cave. I was inordinately annoyed by this. I was like, "What about the rest of the house? Is he not allowed in?" And she was like, "Well, I just want him to have a place for his stuff." And I asked her, "Well, what were you going to do otherwise? Make him chuck it all?" And she hemmed and hawed in such a way that made me think, yeah, she probably would have made him throw his stuff out. Grr.

    I guess all I'm saying is, Why can't we all just get along? Whatever happened to compromise? Segregation is never the answer! #timothyoulton
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    Image of birdfeet birdfeet
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    I want that couch. And I'm a lay-dee. #timothyoulton
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    Went to the article prepared to be pissed about all the gender stereotypes, but I couldn't make it past the first paragraph without laughing. If this guy has found a way to get rich by telling men "This throw pillow ($99.95) is the dewdliest of ALL the throw pillows", then good on him.

    That stuff is so outrageously overpriced that I can't stop thinking about my old super-fratty neighbors who moved to the city to work at Lehman Brothers (T-minus 6 months and counting) and spent their combined bonuses on fitting out an already nice apartment with as much typical bachelor pad stuff as they could find. Oops! Probably missing that $25000 now. Gender stereotypes: they hurt us all. #timothyoulton
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/12/09

    In reply to Clan Of The Cave Bear
    Throw in some antique maps or globes and I'm there. #timothyoulton
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/12/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Yes, I'm much more keen on the "Gentleman's Smoking Room" type of manly with dark leather and mahogany bookshelves. #timothyoulton
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    @Michelle13: Oh yes. And I own a smoking jacket (gifted to the BF, but stolen by me) and drink single-malt scotch. Bring some cigars and we're ready to go. #timothyoulton
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/12/09

    @Michelle13: I agree with you aesthetically but am perturbed that libraries have a masculine connotation. Also please don't smoke around my books. #timothyoulton
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/12/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Agreed. And this is why Belle has always been my favorite Disney princess. #timothyoulton
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    What, no golden showers?
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Apparently he blew his personality load on Twitter, bc this apartment is a beige blaaaaaah.
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    Image of UdeleElephino UdeleElephino
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    re: the comments about looking like a chick's place and the hilarious article title... I'd imagine Mr. Armani himself would say something like this on the matter:

    "I have designed the apartment for John Mayer, who makes the music for girls in order to get the girls to want to sleep with him. Therefore, the apartment is designed for girls to feel as though it is the apartment of their own. The panties, they come sliding off. The perfect fit!"
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    08/18/09

    @UdeleElephino: Giorgio, is that you?
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    Image of gonzosmom gonzosmom
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Much like Mayer himself, his place is devoid of any personality.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/18/09

    @gonzosmom: Not arguing with you about the place, but John Mayer himself has personality galore (I know this because of Twitter and the tabloids). Not everyone would agree that it's a good personality, but the dude is definitely not as bland as this decor would make you think.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    For some reason I am imagining Jessica drunkenly lurching out of bed for a post-coitus bathroom trip and getting her hair all tangled in the inexplicably snaggy-snarley twig art right next to the bed.

    Um, probably because I am projecting.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    contents of deep freezer (not shown)

    1 (one) square foot of skin like porcelain
    1 (one) pair of candy lips
    4 (four) bubblegum tongues
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    dripdrop promoted this comment Edited by funzette at 08/18/09 12:57 PM funzette was starred funzette was unstarred
    Image of bellejay bellejay
    08/18/09

    @funzette: That sounds like the deep freezer of a Willy Wonka-inspired serial killer.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    It honestly looks like the kind of house someone owns, but is too busy to actually live in, which is why it looks so...lifeless, I guess.
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