Jessica Simpson Needs Cranberry Juice, Stat

  • Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for a minor kidney infection. Did she pick up something in Kuwait? Ow, ow, ow. [TMZ]
  • Oh, she's already out of the hospital. And "doing fine." [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse is moving — for the third time in four months — because her new flat has "demons." [The Sun]
  • Despite…
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New York Times Notable Deaths: Light On The Ladies, Heavy On The Mascara

Today's NY Times includes a list of the most
notable deaths from the past year, and while women only constitute about 17% of the list, what they lack in numbers the ladies mentioned make up for in spunk and glitter. The Jezeverse is considerably less festive now that Slut Machine's favorite televised trainwreck, Anna… » 12/27/07 10:00am 12/27/07 10:00am