<![CDATA[Jezebel: dean winters]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: dean winters]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/deanwinters http://jezebel.com/tag/deanwinters <![CDATA[Six Degrees Of Carrie Bradshaw's Vagina]]> There was a time when a place in Carrie Bradshaw's vagina was the most coveted hot spot in premium cable. Honest-to-goodness stars like Vince Vaughn and Mikhail Baryshnikov visited Carrie's wonder spot, but it's not what you could do for Bradshaw's bits, it's what Bradshaw's bits could do for you. Just like Courtney Love, who famously said, "I have a magic pussy, If you fuck me, you become a king," doing time in Carrie's nether regions is a one-way ticket to televised success in 2008. Carrie Bradshaw's boyfriend is officially the new Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend, as TV stars like Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and SatC's own Kristin Davis did it with Jerry before they hit the big time. After the jump, find out the four men who originally appeared as Carrie's beaux and are now part of the most critically acclaimed shows of the year.

Dean Winters
Role on Sex: Carrie's fuck buddy John McFadden. After her second massive break from big, Carrie attempts to make her fuck buddy John into a real boyfriend. This attempt fails miserably.
Where Is He Now: Since his hard time in Carrie, Dean Winters moved on to greener pastures: he has a recurring role as Liz Lemon's hilariously deadbeat boyfriend on 30 Rock, Dennis "the beeper king" Duffy. He also has a recurring role on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

John Slattery
Role on Sex: Bill Kelley, an up-and-coming politician and total silver fox. His relationship with Carrie fizzles because he's obsessed with golden showers.
Where Is He Now: As silvery and foxy as ever, John plays slimy-yet-handsome ad exec Roger Sterling. He also had a recurring role on Desperate Housewives, but our hearts belong to Roger.

David Duchovny
Role on Sex: Carrie's erstwhile high school boyfriend Jeremy. He lives in Denver, but has taken a trip out East so he can go to a mental institution. His relationship with Carrie is a no-go because of his mental fragility, but that did not preclude them from knocking the boots a couple times.
Where Is He Now: We all know that David stars as a sex addict on the acclaimed Showtime dramedy Californication and also in his actual life. He was already a bona fide TV star before his time on Sex, but perhaps his time in Carrie-land inspired him to take the more emotionally complex role of Hank Moody on Californication.

Craig Bierko
Role on Sex: Creepy jazz-obsessed Ray King. Things do not work out with Carrie because he can barely hold a conversation that doesn't involve music.
Where Is He Now: earlier this year, Craig starred in a Fox sitcom called Unhitched with Rashida Jones. He played Jack 'Gator' Gately, a 35-year-old who recently divorced his college sweetheart. He is back in the dating scene and totally clueless. Even though it was produced by There's Something About Mary scribes Bobby and Peter Farrelly, the show was canceled after six episodes. However, we know that Carrie holds a leprauchan-ish pot of gold between those gams of hers, so we have high hopes that Craig's TV career will rebound in the near future!

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<![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan & Brody Jenner: It's On]]>

  • Lindsay's loving LC's sloppy seconds! She hit New York City hotspots with Brody Jenner this weekend. Is there a Hollywood hottie that guy hasn't gone out with? [People]
  • A private memorial was held in Los Angeles Saturday for Heath Ledger; his ex, Naomi Watts, attended along with family and close friends. [E!]
  • Reports are coming in that Heath may have died of natural causes, as odd as that sounds. [TMZ]
  • The big winners at the SAG awards last night were The Sopranos, No Country For Old Men. [Reuters]
  • Daniel Day-Lewis won a SAG award for There Will Be Blood and dedicated it to Heath Ledger, saying, "I admired him very much." [People]
  • Is being knocked up making her more romantic? Angelina Jolie couldn't keep her hands off of Brad Pitt at the SAG awards last night. [People]
  • As she was getting ready for the SAG awards, Kate Beckinsale's cat bumped into a candle and caught on fire! He's fine but her house smells like burned fur, blergh. [People]
  • Scarlett Johansson has announced: "I am engaged... to Barack Obama." It was a reaction to being asked if she was getting hitched to boyfriend Ryan Reynolds but whatevs. [People]
  • Britney's "friend" Sam Lutfi has had three restraining orders taken against him. When his friendship with a man named Danny Haines went pear-shaped, Lutfi told Haines he should "just kill himself." [Page Six]
  • Britney's "boyfriend" Adnan Ghalib saves the voicemails Brit leaves him, so that he can listen to them whenever he wants... And play them for Entertainment Tonight. [Perez Hilton]
  • Oh, and Adnan's also got some videos of Britney he'd love to show you, if you have $2 million. [Perez Hilton]
  • By the way, Adnan reportedly says Britney is like Princess Diana, because she is chased by photographers and "dating an Arab." [Mirror]
  • Not sure which is sleazier: That some troll hid outside of Britney's dance studio and taped her rehearsal through a slit in the wall until she had a "topless" moment or that I just watched it. [Hollywood.tv]
  • Blind item! "Which beautiful movie star/model of a certain age is dating a married man? She conveniently showed up to the Self magazine/Origins "Green" party at the Sundance Film Festival just moments before her rock star guitar-playing boyfriend did." [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which legendary older funnyman has never worn the same pair of socks twice since becoming a millionaire at age 18?"[Gatecrasher]
  • Nicole Richie must have found a good babysitter: She hit the town in a rare post-baby appearance. [TMZ]
  • Dean Winters, star of Oz and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, claims he has an impostor; he's blaming any filthy MySpace messages on the unknown party. Sure, sure. [Page Six]
  • Uh-oh, Miley Cyrus got sick during a concert in New Orleans! Hopefully it's just a flu and not spermination. [People]
  • Good news: Sources say Amy Winehouse is making progress in rehab. [The Sun]
  • Congrats to The Wonder Years' Fred Savage and his wife: They're expecting a second child. [People]
  • Also expecting: Martie Maguire of the Dixie Chicks. [People]
  • Christian Brando, son of legendary actor Marlon, died Saturday of complications from pneumonia. Christian made headlines in 1990 when he shot his sister's boyfriend after she told her brother the man had been beating her. [Reuters]
  • Hulk Hogan's divorce from wife Linda is getting nasty: Linda has asked a judge to freeze the Hulk's assets; accusing him of trying to trick her into signing a post-nuptial agreement. [Perez Hilton]
  • Have Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher ditched the red string bracelets? Sources say it's been "months" since the two have attended a Kabballah meeting. Hey, trends come and go. [MSNBC]
  • Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has broken up with his girlfriend, whom he met while doing Equus. Maybe the magic was gone? [Daily Mail]
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