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    German For "Creepy"
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Where on the bag did the bad man touch you?
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    How many condoms are these people buying? That bag is huge! (what she said)
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Upon further research, I've found a glaring oversight in this particular product. If it's made for a condom store, why doesn't the bag also feature an attachment that goes over the hand that's made of spermicide lubricated latex? That seems a bit contradictory, no? And also do they offer a lady version, where the handle cutouts are placed in the middle of the bag, with the image of a cock between said handles, so it looks like the lady carrying appears to be gripping said cock tightly in her hand? I'm a tad confused. If they went this far, why then would they not take it all the way?
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Well that bag would not go with my finger-puppet gloves knitted by my Grandma.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    does american apparel have these on order yet?
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Ha. You gotta feel bad for the models, knowing those are their crotches everyone is groping. Or maybe they dig that sort of thing.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    I bet the BF now volunteers to carry the purse before he would her new nut-sack full of goodies!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    You've got to hand it to them... it brings new meaning to "let your fingers do the walking."
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    okay, what dude or laydee wants to be seen walking around with one of these? thats the scarier part.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Also who needs a bag this big for condoms? I feel someone might be showing off carrying this...
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    That just doesn't look like a well-designed bag, not the fact that you're grabbing someone's crotch but I never like integrated handles because it reduces the bag's capacity.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12/29/08

    @rmric0: All this "integrated handles" and "reduced capacity" talk is making me horny.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Eeek...
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Um. Yeah. No.
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    Image of alouette alouette
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    The photo sort of looks like the woman's vagina has teeth. Which I'm sure she'd use against this man if she did.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/29/08

    @alouette: Speaking of Virginity Pledges... "Teeth" is a hilarious movie about 'vagina dentata'!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/29/08

    In reply to German For "Creepy"
    Does it lubricate your hand if you have excellent bag-carrying technique?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/29/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): No, but the handle contracts and relaxes several times in quick succession.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12/29/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): No, but it does "squeeze his hand when it feels really good."
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/29/08

    @angelheadedhipster: This thing was probably designed by a man, so I'm guessing no clit. Fucking the bag will be enough to stimulate its orgasm.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/29/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Do you think it doubles as a sex doll for the especially lonely?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/29/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Of course, after he gets the bag home, he'll enjoy it for a while... then slowly, he'll stop seeing the bag... the bag will wonder why he doesn't call... there will be awkward silences...
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/29/08

    @rmric0: I smell an American Pie sequel in the works...


    @NefariousNewt: Then the bag will give birth to a series of clutch purses and sue for child support while the customer is out gallivanting with younger, fresher designer handbags.

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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12/29/08

    @rmric0: All I'm gonna say is "paper cuts" and leave it at that.
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