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    WTF Moment On Daytime TV

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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    10/21/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    I can't figure out why soap operas haven't jumped on the bisexuality bandwagon. TWICE AS MANY PLOTS. How can they say no?!

    Passions was (somewhat) down. And then they took it away from me! #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    Sunshineyness promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
    Image of Sunshineyness Sunshineyness
    10/22/09

    @Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Soaps are still Procter & Gamble-esque sponsor driven and are generally pretty slow to get more modern. If you ever watch soaps you'll get a lot of WTF over a lot of antiquated nonsense you didn't think people still really thought. #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    Sunshineyness was starred Sunshineyness was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/21/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    I need a fucking shower. #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'm not going to have sex for weeks now. #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    10/21/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Can someone please tell me what exclamation is about four steps above WTF? Hyper-WTF? Tracie, jesus christ!!!An observation: soap operas are incredible because no matter how the social paradigm changes, soap operas stay the same. #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    Edited by SomeAuthorGirl at 10/21/09 4:39 PM SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/21/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    If anyone I know ever wants to "convert" me to homosexuality, just send this guy over to my house. If he's the only option, I'm switching teams. #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of girlfriend 6.0 girlfriend 6.0
    10/21/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    LET ME SMELL YOUR CHEST HAIR NOMNOMNOM #wtfmomentondaytimetv
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment girlfriend 6.0 was starred girlfriend 6.0 was unstarred
    Image of topsy topsy
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Damn that Brad and Angelina talking about being happy. HOW DARE THEY!! Jesus, it's not like the world is quite happiness-free right now. It's not like hearing that somehow, somewhere, people have found a way to experience happiness could possibly be nice to hear, or even GOD FORBID, cause someone else to be happy for them. Why aren't they talking about whose got the biggest engagement ring or how finding a gray hair is horrifying. Damn them!!!
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    topsy was starred topsy was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Is anyone else super creeped out at the notion of someone replacing donor sperm with their own sperm in order to impregnate someone? That means he either had to beat off really quickly or the dude is carrying around vials of his own sperm. I'm a bit disturbed by this.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Etta James gets a pass...always.


    She's just a sassy lady. And I know that at least a few Jezzies would have paid money to watch her slap the bejeezus outta Beyonce.

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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Jezemale* Jezemale*
    02/06/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: Its never good when you condone ignorance becuz of the AGE arguement. 17 or 71 classless and tacky are classless and tacky.
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    Jezemale* was starred Jezemale* was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    02/06/09

    @Tsar-Romanov: I'm not condoning anything. If you knew anything about Etta you would know that talking shit and telling jokes is part of her performance. I highly doubt you've ever been to one of her shows or consider yourself to be fan or you would know that. She was neither classless nor tacky in my opinion.
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    "That's right, Saint Angie has six kids and a movie to create, get out of her way."


    Oh, Dodai, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    "We haven't found any reason to stop yet. It's chaos at times, but there's such joy in the house...."

    OMFG at first I thought this was a quote from Ocotopus Mom, Nadiya!
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    hello.kitty was starred hello.kitty was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Val Kilmer: No. Just, seriously, no.
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    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    I love Dame Judi Dench, in an unwholesome way. That is all.
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    Trashtastic was starred Trashtastic was unstarred
    Image of water baby water baby
    02/06/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Eggs!: Seriously. Do you always picture her on top, possibly with a whip in hand? Cuz I do.
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    water baby was starred water baby was unstarred
    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    re: the Baster


    did anyone ever read the Vonnegut novel where the world ends and the remaining 10-20 people live on the Galapagos and there's artificial insemination with fingers?

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    arodriguez.romero was starred arodriguez.romero was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/06/09

    @arodriguez.romero: Was that Cat's Cradle? That was an apocalyptic book, but I can't remember the artificial insemination part.
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    tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred
    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    02/06/09

    @arodriguez.romero: Cat's Cradle? For some reason I don't remember the finger-inseminating, though...
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    InCahoots was starred InCahoots was unstarred
    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    02/06/09

    @InCahoots with Zombies:

    @tscheese:

    Now that I looked it up I remember it was called Galapagos
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    arodriguez.romero was starred arodriguez.romero was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    How to conduct a posthumous Oscar campaign?


    Make the campaign truly super.... NATURAL! Conduct a seance and instruct the ghost of Heath Ledger to haunt the fuck out of everyone until they agree to vote for him.

     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Let me make one point about The Baster: in sex, lies & videotape James Spader was a guy who videotaped women talking about sex so he could jerk off to them. No I am not kidding. See? It's about the execution!
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    Macloserboy was starred Macloserboy was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/06/09

    @Macloserboy: To be fair, Jennifer Aniston is no James Spader.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/06/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): Quite true. If anyone is going to wind up peeing themselves while wearing a wedding dress in a Jennifer Aniston movie, it's going to be poor Jennifer Aniston.
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    megnificent was starred megnificent was unstarred
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