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    Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare

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    Image of Israfel_angel Israfel_angel
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Really? Two months of investigation? Because there's no other (more important!) crime in D.C.????
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    Image of cupscake cupscake
    09/24/09

    @Israfel_angel: it's Washington State -not sure how much action goes down in Everett.
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    Penny_Esq promoted this comment Edited by cupscake at 09/24/09 6:40 PM cupscake was starred cupscake was unstarred
    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    09/24/09

    @cupscake: Even in Everett I'm sure there are more serious crimes to bust. It's a Seattle suburb, after all, not Forks.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    09/24/09

    @Penny_Esq: There's definitely enough crime in Everett that could have been investigated instead of this. I'd heard rumors that the cops trumped up the charges after one tried to cop a feel and was turned down. Regardless, I think the bikini barista thing is tacky, and it's led to stalking/harassment charges in the past around here.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    "Undercover detectives began posing as customers in mid-July."

    What dedication. What resolve. What are the actual prostitutes doing now that the cops are busy getting coffee?
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/24/09

    @Jack_Burton: It's tough work watching women in bikinis licking whipped cream off each other. It takes months of observation to really gather the proper evidence. They deserve an award!
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    Image of AnnieGetYourFun AnnieGetYourFun
    09/24/09

    @Jack_Burton: The worst part was, last night on the evening news, they showed blurry camera footage of one of the girls, and then she ducks out of view as the reporter says she "flashes her vagina". I can't see the girl hanging from the rafters with her legs spread or anything, and she's behind a counter, so I'm still trying to figure out how a woman can flash a vagina while just standing there. Are other women's vaginas placed much farther forward than mine?
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    Image of EKane EKane
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    I don't want to cover for the idiots running the dog fighting ring but it was clear to me that they were fighting in the garage and the daycare was inside. The media is using the day care angle to make the story shittier but it isn't necessary- the one eyed pitbull they showed on TV was enough.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    09/24/09

    @EKane: As a parent, I can say with complete confidence that I don't give a shit where the kids were vs. where the trained fighting dogs were. The story IS shittier with the daycare angle thrown in. What kind of caregivers engage in this behavior? Crap ones, that's who. Would you feel the same about a meth lab in the garage? Grow operation in the basement?
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    Image of Dancingfrog Dancingfrog
    09/24/09

    @EKane: Yes, abusing dogs is bad enough. But abusing dogs, and have abused dogs anywhere near kids, and having the mindset to abuse dogs shows reckless disregard for life. People who abuse animals often also abuse people - having a daycare means there are more potential victims. If they had dogfights in the garage but a kennel inside, would it mean that the puppies in the kennel should be kept there? No. It would make the dogfight angle even worse.
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    Image of PrisonBreakShaker PrisonBreakShaker
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Hi! Could I get your regular? An Iced Americano with a splash of soy and two pumps of rape culture?
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    NellMood promoted this comment Edited by PrisonBreakShaker at 09/24/09 6:02 PM PrisonBreakShaker was starred PrisonBreakShaker was unstarred
    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Ugh. I'd be like Tina Fey, slipping a $10 bill into their g-strings saying "this is for computer classes".
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    TexasCrude promoted this comment Highsmith was starred Highsmith was unstarred
    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    09/24/09

    @Highsmith: What episode was that again?
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    09/24/09

    @maude_flanders: I think its the first episode. She has to borrow clothes from wardrobe for a meeting with Tracy at at fancy restaurant which he, on a whim, moves to a soul-food dive, then a strip club.
    And thus The Girly Show became TLC with Tracy Jordan!
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    maude_flanders promoted this comment Edited by fluxus flucker at 09/24/09 6:35 PM fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    09/24/09

    @maude_flanders: AND she ends up dancing on the table top albeit clothed!
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    I want to stick my fingers in that whipped cream and spin them around really fast. Then lick them.

    ...That was kinda dirty.
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    Image of Sev Sev
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    "Authorities have busted a dog-fighting ring in Chicago that was being run out of a suburban daycare facility." Stories like this make me hate people even more than I already do.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/24/09

    @Sev: Luckily, there are excellent pit bull rescues in the Chicago area ([www.midwestrescueabull.org] is one, if any Jezebels in the area are interested), which makes me like people a little. A very little, but still. Hopefully, the trauma the dogs sustained isn't irreversible, and local services will step up to address the injuries and rehabilitation.
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    You know, I'm actually a little jealous. I'd get to drink that coffee, AND someone would fondle my boobies AND I'd get money? Some girls have all the luck.
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    NellMood promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @likepenguins: You can achieve anything you want! Dare to dream!
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    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: I CAN DO IT!!!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Is the owner/manager of the "bikini barista" place being charged with anything?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Damn you Katy. I wont be able to get that beautiful image out of my head now until I go spend an obscene amount of money on coffee.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/24/09

    @bluebears: I would lick that drink off of you.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    09/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: it looks so good its giving me a coffe-jones headache.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Espresso machines, steam, hot coffee...all things I would never want to be around in a bikini.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @GirlFailer: Every time I walked by the Bikini coffee place in Portland the women were always wearing hoodies. That steam would definitely be scary.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    09/24/09

    @GirlFailer: seriously, they deserve to get paid extra -- hazard pay.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: Wait, there is a certified bikini coffee place? What the what? I thought this was a fluke. That's really... gross?
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @GirlFailer: Yeah. The one in downtown Portland is called, creatively, Bikini Coffee. There are some coffee stands out in the suburbs that also feature baristas in bikinis, but they aren't part of the chain as far as I know.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: Seems like that would be a chilly job in Portland. Can they wear earmuffs? Is it a seasonal job? So many questions!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @GirlFailer: I think the stands were possibly summer only? Obviously there are many mysteries surrounding the world of bikini coffee, though.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    09/24/09

    @GirlFailer: It's an indoor coffee shop, just like a Starbucks, so bikinis all year round! I actually think it opened in the winter. I generally avert my eyes when I go by it. I'm embarrassed for those girls, but I guess a job's a job.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @Penny_Esq: Whenever I passed by I would always resist looking and then fail- how can you not look?? That place was always empty, and I only saw a bikini once.
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    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    In reply to Baristas Charged With Prostitution • Dog-Fighting Ring Busted At Chicago Daycare
    Okay, I do not believe that the site of the groped baristas was actually called the Grab-n-Go.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: Really a case in which they should have been more specific about what was supposed to have been on the menu. "Grab a JAVA and Go".
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: I actually think it was covered on the Travel Channel. If it's the place I'm thinking of, it's a small little stand that you go to a drive-thru and the girls wear special bikinis for certain holidays.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Yeah, there are stands like that all over the PNW (maybe they're everywhere, I don't pay much attention to bikini coffee places). It's such a weird combination.
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: That made me snicker, and then I realized it's true. It inspired an SNL-style "Really?"
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @scandalouskiki: It's just too perfect. I mean, come ON.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    09/24/09

    @NellMood: Really, it's weird to you? Because it's perfectly logical to me to have scalding hot liquid around half-naked flesh.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/24/09

    @Triana Orpheus: All that really matters is that customers get to see boobs with their morning espressos. Burns schmurns.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    06/08/09

    In reply to Portrait Of Grief
    Oh this is terrible.
    Hermosillo is a tight-knit town- I cannot imagine how devastating this must be for the community.
    41 babies dead. Ugh. Fuck you Monday.
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    06/08/09

    In reply to Portrait Of Grief
    We get it, Life. You're unfair.
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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    06/08/09

    In reply to Portrait Of Grief
    This is so tragic and beyond heartbreaking, I have no words for these families. I don't even know how I would cope with this.
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