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    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

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    11/22/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL!
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    This is art.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell.

    Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Recently I had someone ask me why I can wear my hair in like, 4 different styles in a single week and I just said, there's a lot of versatility with "black" hair. Oprah is evidence of that.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this."

    Yeah, I loved it.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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    Image of wishing upon wishing upon
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I borrow my mom's Oprah Show 20th anniversary DVD occasionally, and I gotta say, it's better than a damn self-help book.

    I'm gonna miss you Oprah!
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    can we talk about the sweater she is wearing in the tom cruise 1988 bit? and by talk, i mean, holy f-ing best sweater evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrr....
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    11/20/09

    @beautifullittlefool: I was more concerned about her hair.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Best thing about the Oprah Show. LLLIIIIIIIIIZZ LLLEEEMMMOONNN!!!
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
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    11/20/09

    @kookla: PIMPL...I am so doing this with my FRIIIEENDDDSSS
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: She can come over to my house and just try to out-interrupt me as I'm talking about my dogs! Impossible.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    There should be an iPhone app where you record your name and then have a playback of Oprah screaming it like in the videos.

    Hey, there's an app to sound like T-Pain on Autotune, why not this?
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