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    We Are Family

    Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team

    Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"

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    Image of goodcheapfun goodcheapfun
    08/17/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    We are a staged family?
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/17/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    I AM GOING TO SEE "MERCY MADONNA OF MALAWI" ON THURSDAY!

    Sorry for shouting, but I feel that's an announcement that merits all-caps. I saw the performers on the street today (in costume, including the blonde wig on the dude who plays Madonna) and asked for a flyer, and I got two friends to agree to come see it with me, and we're going to go on Thursday, and I am absolutely sure it's going to be AWESOME! Woohoo!
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    08/17/09

    @titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Wait, what's this? Performance art? Parody? I'm intrigued...
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/17/09

    @MizJenkins: It's a musical, performed by a theatre group from Malawi, about Madonna's adoption of Mercy James. Madonna is played by a Malawian man in a blonde wig. It's playing here in Edinburgh until the end of August, and the reviews of it have been quite positive. It's been mentioned on Jezebel a couple of times I think, and on Racialicious and reviews of it are all over the UK media. I'm not sure if links will work, but here are some URLS:

    [www.independent.co.uk]

    [news.bbc.co.uk]

    [edinburghfestival.list.co.uk]

    I am looking forward to it like I can't even find words to say.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    08/17/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    Madonna: Take that haters. Holidaaaa-ay!

    David: No really, stop encouraging her.

    Mercy: I wonder if I could make it over that fence while she's distracted...
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/17/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    Looks like those children have had no trouble getting into the groove with their new mom, and it's nice to see them on a holiday on La Isla Bonita. I'm sure she teaches them to express themselves, and has been a ray of light in their lives. It looks like they cherish each other. She has no need to justify her love to me, those kids are lucky stars.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    08/17/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    Pffft, speedboats in Portofino. I preferred her when she was ducking bridges on a gondola in Venice.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/17/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    I have to say, putting aside all the controversy of the adoption, that whenever I see photos of Madonna and all her children they look completely at ease and happy. I'm sure Mercy is still settling in, but I don't doubt at all that they are loved and cared for.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/17/09

    @cuteasabutton: Given the people present in this photo, I wanted to make some sort of joke about where Jesus Luz fits into Madonna's pantheon of children, but I couldn't quite find a way to make it successful. Meh.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    08/17/09

    @titilayo-yo-yo-yo: I was going to ask whether the guy was Guy but you have answered my question.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/17/09

    @Rare Affinity: Well, then at least my un-joke was good for something.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    If Madonna was my mom, I'd wear anything she'd tell me to. What a life.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    I don't hate the Yankees. I do my best to ignore them and hope they're not on my TV in October, but as a NYC resident, Yankee Stadium is the only place I can be sure to see a RED SOX game!!


    Madonna may have to get a pass here, though. I'm a firm believer that you must be a fan of your hometown team. NY is about as hometown in the US as David gets, I think.

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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    06/19/09

    @sportz.star: Another NYC Red Sox fan? HEARTED.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    Also, who puts a child that young in velour sweatpants? My aunt did it once, and we gave her shit for it for MONTHS. It's incredibly hard to clean, and gets all mushy with half chewed goldfish and spit in like ten seconds.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    06/19/09

    @AmericanSplendor: You're assuming he's allowed to eat goldfish.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    06/19/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Wow, you have a valid point there my friend. Although I'm assuming you can fuck up velour with a mix of purified mineral water from Switzerland and whole grain fat-free wheat grass crackers just as much as with goldfish and apple juice.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    06/20/09

    @AmericanSplendor: Ha! Tru dat.
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    Image of damedew damedew
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    Velour pants? Really?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/19/09

    @Sexybackalley: Everybody deserves to wear soft, fuzzy pants when they fly.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    Adoption societies throughout New England have just blacklisted Madonna.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    Yankees are assholes in pinstripes, my little bald friend, and someday you will learn.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/19/09

    @AmericanSplendor: I fell in love with a Yankees fan once. I have questioned my sanity ever since.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    06/19/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I am a Red Sox fan, and I married a Yankees fan.


    Fortunately, times have been great for me since we got together. I think my screwing him broke The Curse.


    Yankees Suck.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    06/19/09

    In reply to Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team
    GO CARDS!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/18/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
    I kind of want to see the proposal. Because of Sandra Bullock. And Betty White. Even though the plot looks cheesy.


    I definitely want to see Away We Go. John Krasinski looking scruffy and impregnating Maya Rudolph, under the direction of Sam Mendes? Where do I sign up?

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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    05/18/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
    Maybe Miley should spend more time c)reading a grammar book...
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