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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    Hey Katy Perry. It's bad enough that you got notorious manwhore Rusty to settle down, you gotta set your sights on awesome women too?

    If all those rumors about you being a sweetheart are true, Wiig and you will be married in ... New Jersey?
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    Hugh Hefner's tweet kind of warmed my heart. I'm excited to hear what Kendra and Hank name the kid, Basket is such a fantastically silly last name, I want like "Bobbi Basket" or "Beckett Basket" or another delightful alliteration.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    I love that Rich Sommer's avatar is from the Mad Men character generator.

    Also good luck to Kendra & baby.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    Anyone know what John Mayer is on about?
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: He said in earlier tweets that he would love to see Barbara Walters interview the 10 least fascinating people of the year.
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    12/10/09

    @AwkwardAlley: I bet Robert Pattinson's stand-in is way more interesting than Robert Pattinson.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: I can't think of many people who aren't more interesting than Robert Pattinson...
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    12/10/09

    @AwkwardAlley: You really have to see the entire series of tweets to appreciate the one. in order:

    'I wish Barbara Walters would do a "10 Least Intruiguing People" special.'

    'I would love to watch her interview Robert Pattinson's stand-in.'

    '"what does it feel like to have the same overall proportions and features of a man who has had such a meteoric rise to success?"'

    I giggled.
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    12/10/09

    @TransFat: I'm going to agree. Also, even Robert Pattinson says his stand-in is a better actor than he is.

    (on the twilight commentary he points out a scene where his stand in was fantastic and he sucked - don't judge me for knowing this)
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    12/10/09

    @alwayswrite: He's hilarious on the commentary. I'd totally be friends with him. We have something in common: we both hate Twilight.
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    12/10/09

    @madeofawesome: Well, instead I'll heart you and then you and I can be friends. We seem to have that in common too.

    Yesterday my sister just showed me an early twilight interview on youtube, where he said that Edward was obviously gay and Kristen Stewart called Bella a sadomasochist. I love those crazy kids.
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    SUNNY1 promoted this comment Edited by alwayswrite at 12/10/09 11:12 PM alwayswrite was starred alwayswrite was unstarred
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    02:09 AM

    @alwayswrite: Um...can you please PM me that youtube interview? That would be fabulous! Thanks!
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    03:57 AM

    @TransFat: He would totally have hilarious stories to tell.
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    05:23 AM

    Edit: Why did this double post? I'm having all kinds of problems.
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    Edited by alwayswrite at 12/11/09 5:34 AM alwayswrite was starred alwayswrite was unstarred
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    05:26 AM

    @SUNNY1: I can't seem to get to your PMs page (or mine or anyone else's). I'll email the mods about it.

    So here is the youtube video. I also enjoy the interviews where she picks his teeth (?), he gets bleeped by MTV, and my personal favorite, when he says that Edward is a "109-year old virgin, so he obviously has problems." I feel that their publicists have reined them in significantly since then.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    Meryl, I swear I could be a greater friend to you than anyone else. Seriously. We should hang. Seriously.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    where exactly does david spade 'work'? did someone give him another 'dorky guy hits on attractive women and makes a fool of himself' role?
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    12/10/09

    @rd2uk: heh you said it before I could, was going to say, 'David Spade works??'
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    12/10/09

    @rd2uk: Rules of Engagement. Rich dorky guy dates attractive women and snipes at his coupled friends. I bemoan the fact that this information comes to me so easily, but there it is.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    Pink, I thought you were supposed to be sober? Don't tell me I've been wrong to try to dissect your life through your songs!
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
    Aw, I was hoping you'd post Diablo Cody's tweet about being in Milan and feeling like Tyra was going to show up and make her go on go-sees!
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response:

    "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either."

    I think we should turn this into a petition. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @phantom lady: i know. it took a trip to wikipedia and then a couple re-reads before i realized what he was saying. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @remedies: oh OH. the reading it 4 times helped. he can direct woman's movies without being a woman so he can do an LSD scene without having done LSD. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Hugo Chavez, sit down and shut it! #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @mariamariamaria: Absolutely, and for that matter Sean Penn too. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @mariamariamaria: I don't want Sean Penn any where near international relations - let's leave those to the educated, experienced professionals. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: I'm just waiting for Sean Penn to put his money where his mouth is and actually LIVE in Cuba or Venezuela (where of course, he will be treated totally equally to all of his fellow comrades, no?) #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @fulanita: Can he take all the white-bread hipsters who wear Hugo Chavez t-shirts with him? Pretty please? Anyone? Spicoli? #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I like the phrase "one smoke of pot" #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Ok, so I have a strong and unexplainable fondness for Rob Zombie. The fact that he also dislikes my least favorite Hollywood trick (remakes!!!!!!!) means that clearly he and I could be BFFs.

    However, I still probably will not see Halloween 2. Boo remakes. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Dodai, did you see Wanda Sykes' latest standup special? It was hilarious. I think she'd be great, too.

    My guess is that they offer it to Neil Patrick Harris, though, as he got high marks for his Emmy hosting gig. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @hortense: I did see it! I loved it. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @hortense: Is this the one featuring her belly-roll named Esther? Because I was in the floor, paralyzed with laughter. She's incredible. #seanpennhugochavez
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