Rudy Giuliani, still angling for higher office, skipped the wedding of a gay couple (with whom he lived mid-divorce). His secretary broke the bad news to them just two days prior. [NY Post]
In news that will resonate with parents everywhere, Sasha and Malia Obama are apparently shirking their doggie duties at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Says mom: "I'm still up at 5:15 a.m. taking my dog out." [People]