In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, James Franco reveals what his college classmates really think about him, the Kardashians give tips for a "shiny vagina," and Janice Dickinson is still the best thing to happen to reality TV.
Last night, while promoting Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk—his collection of short animal tales—on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the author discussed his most recent book tour, which involves a lot of air travel, and his experiences with full body scanners.
David Sedaris offers this analogy to help us understand undecided voters: "I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken…