In Which We Get Closure With Self-Promotional Whore David SeamanMoe7/02/07 4:59pm4EditPromoteGo to permalink"I thought this would be much more vitriolic than it actually is," wrote ousted Jezebel intern David Seaman, to my Facebook account. "I guess I'm not mad, just a little confused. And about to go out and get hammered." Wait a second, me too! I texted the ex-intern I once dubbed D-Splooge. We agreed to meet for a drink.