In Which We Get Closure With Self-Promotional Whore David SeamanMoe7/02/07 4:59pm4EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink"I thought this would be much more vitriolic than it actually is," wrote ousted Jezebel intern David Seaman, to my Facebook account. "I guess I'm not mad, just a little confused. And about to go out and get hammered." Wait a second, me too! I texted the ex-intern I once dubbed D-Splooge. We agreed to meet for a drink.