Ted Cruz's Token Black Friend Swears He's Not Racist, Really

Guys, it turns out that Ted Cruz’s bigoted tendencies are NBD, because the presidential hopeful’s former college roommate and current biffle David Panton, who happens to be a person of color from Jamaica, told The New York Times otherwise. Good to know!

Ted Cruz's Token Black Friend Swears He's Not Racist, Really

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