Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines

• Julia Roberts will become a face of Lancôme, appearing in ads beginning early next year. Roberts earns up to $20 million per film, and could realize a similar amount from her first major beauty contract; the company won't say. [WWD]

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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

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Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.

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Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape

• When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.

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Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?

• John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:

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Britney's Lame "Comeback"; Chris Brown & Rihanna Together In Miami

• Britney's comeback tour isn't selling so well, and Brit Brit might be singing to empty seats. She's all: "My loneliness… is killing me…" [MSNBC]

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Amy Winehouse's Mother-In-Law: "Amy Has Behaved Like A Trollop"

• Amy Winehouse has returned to London after a stay in St. Lucia, in the hopes of reconciling with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. But Blake's mother, who called Amy a "trollop", says a reunion isn't likely.[DailyMail]

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Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!

• Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]

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It's Nora Ephron's Fault You Can't Find The Right Man

According to a "scientific" study out of Scotland, people who watch romantic comedies are "more likely to believe in predestined love." But but…Harry and Sally were meant to be!!